can-can house

locked tomb 24/7

[thebigqueer]

still drives me up the wall that gideon kissed harrow's forehead. like mind you she still hated harrow up until the pool scene and was mad at her for not making things clear and hiding things and keeping her in the dark. and yet her first thought after hearing all of harrow's agonies was to kiss her forehead and touch her face. like i dont even mean this in a wow so romantic way necessarily, i mean thats such an intimate way to react to someone. not just hugging her but literally kissing her forehead and pushing the hair from her temple after VOWING you hate her fucking guts. its such a raw and impulsive and genuine reaction and it makes me want to dig a grave for myself

[vividciggy]

Her Most Serene Highness, Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, The Saddest Girl in the Whole World! 🖤

[vividciggy]

Saint of a Broken Heart

[anaeolist]

the hallucination of edward cullen that harrow keeps around at all times: 

[soapy-birblover]

I was inspired by the black-out poems made by @playing-with-colors and decided to apply it to the locked tomb series!

Palamedes my beloved

[afishooo]

fourfths… kiddos… 🥺

[ianthesmells]

ianthe having a bone arm and therefore forcing artists to understand one of the more complicated bone structures in the human body.... its what harrow wouldve wanted

[haplophrynemolliz]

ALL REASON DEPARTS (Repost!)

[jeannemarythefourth]

watching youtube clips of the mcu (minions cinematic universe). the worldbuilding is pretty good. in minions: rise of gru there’s a one minute flashback sequence and the voiceover is entirely in minionese

[jeannemarythefourth]

despicable me is like megamind’s cousin in the james bond universe meets the series of unfortunate events orphans and has to face a true evil: the american foster care system. and then the writers asked if that man could ever find love in this crazy world. and then in minions: the rise of gru, the writers had to work backwards to explain the backstory of the . well. i can’t think of a funny comparison to make here but i don’t know if there’s anything in the world you can compare a minion to

[jeannemarythefourth]

watching youtube clips of the mcu (minions cinematic universe). the worldbuilding is pretty good. in minions: rise of gru there’s a one minute flashback sequence and the voiceover is entirely in minionese

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[limitedfucks]

hey girl, do u have any evil in you? do u want some??

[heedra]

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

[johnnotgaius]

Ranking the planets based on how good they’d taste to eat

Earth: 10/10

This would be the best one. First you got the crunchy outer layer filled with a bunch of life so a variety of tastes as well, moving into the gooey centre YUUMMMMY. You have to consider water on it as well so you’re also getting hydrated it’s the best. It’s basically a molten cake and if I could only choose one planet to eat it would be Earth

Mercury: 4/10

This has the potential to be good as well, its core is really big and crust is thin. Now while you might go but John Earth got such a high score because of that no? WRONG mercury is too small wouldn’t be filling enough and there’s too much core you don’t want it to overwhelm the crust

Venus: 7/10

The hottest planet in the solar system gets its points because sometimes you want a spicy food and I think this would work

Mars: 5/10

I am fond of Mars but I think it would be too dry to eat. Maybe if you have it after you’ve drunk something then it could work and I could see it being a fun little snack

Jupiter: 6/10

Okay this is a gas giant so it would be difficult to eat and I think the red spot would be a nice place to bite into however it could be too big and you might not be able to finish in one sitting. Now this could be a downside or a positive, either urgh I have to eat the rest of this later, and if you like it there’s not much of it left, or yay I have more food for later. It wouldn’t be my first choice to eat I think it’s too large

Saturn: 9/10

Now this is tricky because do you count saturns rings and yes I will. This makes Saturn so much more fun to eat because you have the planet itself to eat as your main course and the ring as a snack you can munch on when you get bored of the planet itself. This would probably be my second choice of planet to eat it makes eating fun. Saturn without its rings would probably be a 2/10 because other planets have its gimmick

Neptune: 7/10

Okay you might be thinking John! What? But Neptune is a gas ice giant so it provides a nice cool refreshing meal after some of the others you might have eaten. I’d pair this with Venus

Pluto: 10/10

ITS STILL A PLANET I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY

Uranus: 10/10

Uranus tastes good

[ianthesmells]

harrow being born after her family genocides the whole 9th house population

[runasulienadanika]

the locked tomb aka Gideon having the worst time of her life and Harrow having the worst time of her life and Camilla having the worst time of her life and Palamedes having the worst time of his life and Nona having the best time of her life and Ianthe pretending to have the best time of her life while having the worst time of her life.

[frozenjaegert]

Reread time! I take annotating very seriously 👆

[liongrl321]

THIS IS PERFECT