So we beat on, boats against the current.

Tumblr elder. Take a look around, I hope something makes you smile.

[ghostbustinggays]

*french tucks pajama shirt into sweatpants* for tan france

[agentwashingcat]

lemony snicket: authority figures are either ineffectual or villainous

me, age 9: that seems unfair and unlikely lol

me, age now: ohhh my goood, lemony was trying to tell me

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

This is amazing

[foodball]

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[shesnake]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[left-reminders]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[sailorbrazil]

[mcgonagollygee]

tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated

wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Jerry Seinfeld vs John Mulaney death battle

[travalicious]

[flippyspoon]

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[gingerteaonthetardis]

PLEASE EXPLAIN…

Colin Firth’s Mr. Darcy:

cool as a cucumber

fairly eloquent

“ardently admires and loves” her

like wow what a smooth line

becomes less awkward over time

My verdict: 10/10 absolutely classic

Matthew Macfadyen’s Mr. Darcy:

human embodiment of a panic attack

a literal mute??

good brother though

stutters trying to say “I love you”

walking disaster the entire film

Me, somehow: 11/10 five gold stars wow what a cinnamon roll I’m in love

[30-minute-memes]

Children

[mingrose]

What happens when I talk to myself