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I'm just a geeky girl that travels the world. JK trash for life. Role-player & Cosplayer. 0IIIII0

[kindheartedtruth]

We are not thriving. True, our people live, but our culture is dying. We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year a little more of us is worn away.

[saturdaycartoons]

The Skeleton Dance (1929) dir. Walt Disney

[dj-jazzyjeb]

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

[little-scribblers-heart]

I still love it though

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

[sketchy-activities]

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

[right2die]

im quaking

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Cover their eyes

[arineedssleep]

cover their eyes.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

[rk-spidey]

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

[definition-of-fandom-trash-deac]

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s nice to be appreciated.

[parkerthehero-deactivated201909]

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

[ivy-jeebies]

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[ifnotformariano]

the fact that @ironmanstan had nothing to do with this post (as far as I know) is astounding

[rottentigerr]

Ikr?? @ironmanstan where you at? How has this not summoned you?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Everyone summon @ironmanstan

[marvehoelous]

@ironmanstan we need you for this revoldicktion

[feraladoration]

“I might be naked, but I’m no quitter.” #no truer words #we stan a legend 😍

[ursae---majoris]

I have been scrolling for 30 minutes!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

And you’ll scroll for 30 more if I will it so. Don’t test me, peasant.

[nickyrose3123]

IRONDICK ! IRONDICK !

IRONDICK ! @ironmanstan where are you ???? These peasants are annoying. SHOW YOUR POWER.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

where do i sign to get peed on by mr starks iron dick tho

[thorthedorkworld]

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

[dmofstormandsea]

this video is what dnd feels like

[breelandwalker]

ROLL INTIATIVE

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[thelvadams]

Shockwave, Optimus Prime and Soundwave in Bumblebee (2018)

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[magickjustice]

a witch’s palm.

palmistry placements that may indicate certain natural traits or abilities related to witchcraft.

the mystic cross. “x” shaped cross located between the head and heart lines. indicates that spirituality, witch’s intuition, and acknowledgement of power or ability were understood at a very young age.

the psychic cross. “x” shaped cross located beneath:

the index finger: blessings from jupiter/zeus. wisdom, and a great capacity for knowledge. often destined to teach or impart. 

the middle finger: blessings from saturn/cronus. intuition, and a great capacity for visceral power. often has natural ability working in dreams and meditations.

the ring finger: blessings from sun/apollo. attraction, and a great ability to naturally draw in your needs and desires. often powerful with enchantments. 

the little finger: blessings from mercury/hermes. instinct, and a great natural ability for practice. often adopts new methods with ease and natural talent.

the psychic triangle. triangular shape located beneath the ring finger. indicates that in this life, or another, you have chosen to suppress your abilities. they are likely powerful, but potentially caused harm- intentionally, or not. (this does not mean they are unreachable, it more likely encourages you to work very consciously.)

the healer’s mark. a series of parallel lines located beneath the little finger. indicates powerful healing abilities; the more lines, the greater the gift. 

the traveller’s mark. a series of parallel lines located beneath the mount of the moon. indicates that there is an innate talent and drive in travelling both the physical and the astral planes. a natural ability for astral projection; the more lines, the greater the gift.

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.

P!nk

Anne Frank

Megan Fox

Billie Joe Armstrong

Snooki

Drew Barrymore

Angelina Jolie

Azealia Banks

Kesha

Fergie

Lady Gaga

Madonna

Clive Davis

Anna Paquin

Bai Ling

Carrie Brownstein

Evan Rachel Wood

Amber Heard

Frenchie Davis

Vanessa Carlton

Jillian Michaels

Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)

All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.

[somalihottiee2-deactivated20170]

also….

Nicki Minaj

Mel B

Pete Wentz

Socrates

Louis XIII

Eleanor Roosevelt 

Jason Mraz

Linsday Lohan

Frida Kahlo

Billie Holiday

Paris Hilton

Salvador Dali

Kurt Cobain

Cher

Coco Chanel

[varke-blog]

this just made me feel so much better

[neurodivergent-crow]

CHANNING FUCKING TATUM

[learning2grow]

what

[neurodivergent-crow]

Channing Tatum is openly bisexual but people just….ignore it.

[becoming-mara-jade-deactivated2]

No the fuck i don’t. The fact that i have a chance with Channing Tatum regardless of my gender has gotten me through some bad days. Also David Bowie.

[neurodivergent-crow]

Omg I can’t believe he wasn’t listed I had to double check!

AND DAVID FUCKING BOWIE

[gettin-bi-bi-bi]

reblogging for all my bi kids out there who are trying to find bisexual role models. there are a lot of bi celebrities out there, it’s just that the media doesn’t like to accept that.

[chalamet-x]

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

[empgonzo]

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

[jeepsygeek]

Never let someone make you feel inferior. That includes your Family, Parents, Significant Others, Friends, Co-Workers, Bosses, Aliens, Neighbors, Strangers, Acquaintances, Polictians, Fuckbuddies, Ex's, Lovers or the fucking mailman.

You are a precious little Cinnamon Roll and you are enough!

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

Two of my buddies on Facebook posted this. Poetic and accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[waterdnp]

half of the hurricane florence tag: this is really serious!! here’s some tips on how to stay alive!! please stay safe!!

the other half of the hurricane florence tag: lol spicy rain come eat my ass it’s meme boi hours

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony, calling at 3am: but can you stick to a non-stick pan

peter: mr stark 🅱️lease let me rest

peter: *sprinting to the kitchen as soon as he hangs up*

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

It’s CANON.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain