Bones

I needed a blog to speak all of my thoughts

[jeffersonianintern]

Hodgins: All in all, a 100% successful trip. 
Angela: But we lost Booth. 
Hodgins: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[jeffersonianintern]

*Late one night at the lab*

A very sleep deprived Wendell: Do you know a turtles only weakness? 
Cam: No... well, their slowness. 
Wendell: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 
Wendell: Now I have a plan. 
Wendell: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

[jeffersonianintern]

Vincent : What’s your favorite color? 
Booth: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. 
Vincent : How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? 
Booth: My favorite color is blue.

[jeffersonianintern]

Sweets: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers! 
Sweets: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Hodgins! 
Sweets, tearing up: They saw.

[jeffersonianintern]

*Everyone is playing a board game together* 
Angela: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. 
Hodgins: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. 
Booth: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. 
Brennan: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. 
Booth: *flips the board*

[jeffersonianintern]

Vincent: Fight me! 
Wendell , standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

[jeffersonianintern]

While watching ‘Bones’ I had told my mom that I am very much attracted to ‘smart guys’, she was all like : “ooohhh Booth and his smart-“

No. Mother.

I mean Vincent Nigel-Murray and his cute ass face and funny hair. I wanna listen to this man rant about any facts he wants to while he dissects bones or some shit. sue me but that’s HOT. Tall lanky men that look like wet cats are my weakness.

[jeffersonianintern]

Hodgins: Think you can unlock the door for us? 
Booth: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Sweets, can I have your credit card? 
Sweets: Sure, just make sure not to bend it. 
Booth: Thanks. Now Hodgins, break down the door.

[jeffersonianintern]

*in a group chat* 
Sweets: First one to reply is gat. 
Sweets: *gay 
Sweets: Wait...

[jeffersonianintern]

Angela: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!


Angela: *aggressively throws water bottles*


Booth: Uh... what's up with her? 


Zack: she’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.


Angela: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! 


Sweets, crying: It's working.

[jeffersonianintern]

Booth: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?


Sweets: >:O language


Brennan: Yeah watch your fucking language


Hodgins: Okay, who taught Brennan the fuck word?!


Cam : 'The fuck word'.


Vincent : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time


Wendell: Oh my god he censored it


Cam : Say fuck, Vincent .


Wendell: Do it, Vincent . Say fuck.

[jeffersonianintern]

Sweets: I think we should kiss.


Zack: And I think you should leave me to my work but we don’t always get what we want.

[jeffersonianintern]

Zack: I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis, but I’m still pissed.

[meowiziack]

i get more and more obsessed with him by the millisecond i am not well

someone plrase help

[jeffersonianintern]

I seriously go feral over this man

[jeffersonianintern]

Hodgins: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.

[jeffersonianintern]

Brennan: You just drove through a stop sign without stopping. 
Booth: I'll stop twice on the way back.

[jeffersonianintern]

Sweets: Zack’s amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away!
Hodgins: That was him ignoring you.