Sic Transit Gloria

A new signature to add to the immense pool of tumblr trash

[jefferyzilla]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[jefferyzilla]

Fuck I forget how easy it is to make myself sad

[brandnewrockfan]

[jefferyzilla]

Literally been listening to this for weeks straight

[kaisacheron]

This is… oddly beautiful.

[melissapaigexx-deactivated20170]

Omg. I love this post so much

[kaisacheron]

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

[yungdesideratum]

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[hello-hayati]

thankyou

[te-amo-jk]

@jefferyzilla @femintitts @pessimisticale @unreservedyouth @jellythekat

[jefferyzilla]

I am dead

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

[simple-khajiit-skoomahead-blog]

@heracrocs

[jefferyzilla]

There is a Hell and I have seen it

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[bythekil0watt-deactivated201606]

Finally completed my Dance Gavin Dance collection. Albums 1-6 are from the boxset (1,000 made) Instant Gratification (Baby Pink 300 made) People You Knew / Perfect (Orange 100 made)

[jefferyzilla]

This post is so beautiful it's painful

[xjuicexbocksx]

Watercolor.

[brandnewrockfan]

Luca, Not the Sun, Archers, Handcuffs

[expiredgod]

Brand New - Limousine

[30mileswestofhappy-deactivated2]

Officially the coolest shirt I own

[j0hnlindley6]

Limousine (MS Rebridge)/Brand New.

[gray-fever]

gray-fever