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parasitoidism

For most of 2021 my phone has been glitched so that any Wikipedia page shows the tf2 logo when I tab out of it

parasitoidism

I’d like to report that my phone still does this. I still have no idea why

darkmoonhyena

outofcontextdiscord

heartsaidnoibat

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

ace-of-clovers

midnightsilver16830

Actually, in the Mexican version (which is the one I saw here in Colombia, and was probably streamed in other countries in Latin America) we had both the yellow and the green bird. That is because Abelardo (the green bird) is the Mexican cousin of Big bird. Initially it was supposed to be the Mexican version of Big Bird, but then it was decided to leave both characters and make them cousins to help explain the kids about the migration wave between USA and Mexico in the 90s

There is even a chapter of the show were Abelardo travels to the US to visit his cousin Big Bird

https://youtu.be/k3XCVOnLKrM

Later, they decided that all the different birds, from all the versions around the world, would be "cousins" too, with the idea of showing the diversity of cultures and teach the kids about unity and acceptance against racism and discrimination

monsterfactoryfanfic

Sorry sorry hold on sorry. sorry????

Cookie Monster’s name in Spanish is LUCAS EATSCOOKIES????

artfullheart

Grover's name is Archibaldo, and THAT'S who you focus on??

navalhada

Big bird on Brazil is blue and like this

inthefallofasparrow

I knew someone was going to bring up the creeping horror that is Garibaldo.

randomitemdrop

Item: double-necked ukulele

furbearingbrick

mitosis

picsthatmakeyougohmm

viledeer

NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT JANGLES THE MOON MONKEY AS A FOLLOWER OH GOD

destroyablehorse

this is, no exaggeration, the scariest thing ive seen in my fucking life

viledeer

THIS JUST GOT 100x WORSE

figlandia-deactivated20220822

so this is an older mod but as soon as I saw this on my dash I immediately ran to install it and OH DEAR GOD

I figured you were supposed to go to the playground in Concord to find Jangles? but no: Jangles comes to find you, wherever you are. You just sort of randomly turn around and there’s Jangles, idling behind you like a monkey-shaped harbinger of the apocalypse.

You can’t command Jangles, but you can reverse pickpocket weapons and ammo into Jangles’ inventory. This makes Jangles mad. Then Jangles will try to punch you to death.

this is hands down the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me in Fallout

if you kill Jangles–and Jangles is leveled to you! this is not an easy fight!–IF you manage to kill Jangles, you can loot a Jangles Outfit from the corpse.

and then YOU can become Jangles and haunt everyone’s nightmares forever

tenaflyviper

Monkey see

Monkey do

Shoot the monkey

Now monkey is YOU

stasi-informant-deactivated2021

sexhaver

i know a guy who makes and sells homemade vape juicies and i bought a "pussy flavored" one like the sussy baka i am and it's so fucking good bro

based on this ask alone, you deserve the death penalty

sexhaver

hownottolearnalanguage

marlynnofmany

That’s really interesting.

Not as funny as astronauts dropping things when they forget about gravity, but it’s up there.

morhath

I like to try and look things like this up, because I fall for misinformation way too often, so here’s a link to an article about this if you want to read more!