⊠I feel like I have to detail now. Warning: thereâs a reason Iâm not a fic writer other than the fact that English isnât my first language. This is why:
The story happens in Paris. Obviously.
Adrien never got to go to public school. One day, tired of modeling, he steals a banana costume from an adjoining lodge and uses it to wander a bit in town incognito. Surely no one would pay attention to a random banana in the crowded streets of Paris. Wrong.
As expected his evil Father found out about it and became furious and ashamed. To teach his son a lesson, he transformed him into Bananoir so Adrien would know what it is really like to live in a ridiculous banana costume instead of being the handsome puppet Gabriel made of him. Gabe was secretly in fact the evil Candy Moth capable of transforming people into what he wanted because⊠Because he is the guy with dark magic power you hear about in every fairy tails without knowing why nor where his powers come from.
The deal was: âFind a girl capable of loving you for the ungrateful ridiculous dork you are and you may be considered my puppet son again and have your appearance back. However Iâll lock you up in your prison room in the mansion because I donât want people knowing youâre my son, I need my dignity. Also, youâll have a time limit: here is the magic banana. It will loose one strand of banana peel every full moon and when the banana is completely peeled, youâll stay Bananoir foreverâ.
Meanwhile, thanks to his evil powers, Gabriel creates FĂ©lix, a bratty copy of Adrien that heâs using to model for him to avoid media suspicions (and because he still needs a model).
Now, Marinette: pretty much the same as in canon. Daughter of bakers. Goes to Françoise Dupont collĂšge. Aspiring fashion designer. Big fan of Gabriel Agreste. Crushes on his son from afar (at least she thinks heâs cute). Yes, you know where Iâm going with this.
After winning a fashion competition for youngsters organised by Gabriel, she gets the unique opportunity to be his intern. She doesnât work in the Agreste Mansion for obvious reasons but wherever Gabriel has his company. She finds FĂ©lix super annoying and is disappointed to learn her magasine crush is a jerk. One evening, Gabe forgets some designs sketches and Marinette makes it her mission to give him back no matter what (she wants to make good impression and he is super scary to her). So she finds the address of the mansion on a chilly winter evening and rings. And rings. And rings. Until finally, the doors open. She enters the mansion but finds it empty and dark at first. But soon, she feels, or rather peels, a presence looming over herâŠ
âŠâŠâŠ Iâll stop there because itâs all nonsense and I have no idea whatâs happening. (Well if someone feels like continuing this shitty thing please go on).
