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[midnight-ramblingswfc]

I figured you would like this @grapefruit-personified

[redredredacted]

she’s fuckin SLEPPY

[horreurscopes]

[lovecore]

[torturelabyrinth]

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

[wanderingthunderstorm]

Cats will sit outside your open bedroom door and yowl sadly to the heavens because you didn't invite them in

Even though you are in plain view sitting on the bed that they sleep on with you every single night

[aphony-cree]

Maybe cats like to pretend they’re vampires and have to be invited in

[fuckyeahstufficareabout]

The people's president

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

This could be the most important post I’ve ever shared. Please Share it with anyone who is or might be going through this terrible disease.

https://twitter.com/ItsMa____/status/1345432772538724355?s=19

[the-haven-of-fiction]

My mom has fairly severe respiratory issues and is recovering from joint replacement; her PT told her the same info about sleeping/sitting positions and how they impact the lungs. Fascinating.

[shadowrabbit3593]

I had covid and thankfully didn’t have lots or respiratory issues in the lungs but I did get severely congested. Drink tea with ginger, and lemon as stated above. I took Mucinex for the congestion and did saline flushes which helped so much. 

A forewarning, I didn’t even think I had covid when I got it. We thought it was the flu initially because we had congestion in the nose, aching body, severe headaches and neck pain, but no fever and no congestion in the lungs. Get your flu vaccination and stay safe everyone.

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[thespectacularspider-girl]

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

[jaubaius]

Tactoon-cat Cartoons

[quicksilvermad]

I would sell my soul for more content like this

[spectralarchers]

This is why puppets are the superior medium. You can't do this with CGI characters.

[aadmelioraa]

Take Two

A Happiest Season Abby x Riley fic (2.4k, T)

It had been one year since Abby had left. One year since they’d called it quits. One year since their engagement was over.

And now it was Christmas time again, only this time Abby was more alone than ever.

She’d been on a few dates since they’d broken up, but no one had stuck around. Probably more her fault than theirs. It had been good to get back out there, but it still hurt to remember how things with Harper had ended.

It was a pretty big shock at the time, but looking back it had been a long time coming. Abby and Harper were on different paths and it just wouldn’t have worked, no matter how much they loved each other.

“It’s not you,” Harper had insisted. “It’s me, and I’m so sorry.”

That was one of the last things Harper said to her.

They’d been talking wedding plans that morning and by evening Abby was packing her bags.

Harper had been so desperate to make her happy since they got engaged, but her constantly bending over backward wasn’t what Abby needed, and it was stressing Harper out. Neither of them was their best self together, not anymore. Rather than bringing them closer, in the end, that Christmas with the Caldwells had exposed too many rifts in the relationship to salvage.

Tagging @mego42 @endlesslychildish @arcane–soul @skittles321

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[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[counterpunches]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

Do you have any recommendations for some good post retirement, ACD Holmes/Watson fics? After listening to the Bert Coules version of His Last Bow I need something that will either make me feel better or let me have a good cry...

I do! I love this ask. Sussex is my favorite place for them. 

The Adventure of the Travelling Correspondent (10k, M, established relationship, casefic). Romance, drama, mystery.

“Why, you’ve turned into such a romantic.”

“Years of your pernicious influence, I suppose.” We laughed, and he stroke my cheek. 

The Bricks o’ the ‘Might ‘Ave Been’ (3k, T, established, WWI) by @tweedisgood. Watson talks with an old soldier about angels amid the wounded of the Great War.

“I think…” Watson began, “I think I was saved in battle by an angel once, but his name was Murray, not Gabriel, and he spoke my own tongue because he was made from stout Scots flesh and blood.”

Sun Song (7k, T, friends to lovers, jealousy) by @random-nexus. Holmes indulges in a little sentiment, and frightens Watson with his odd behavior.

“Words seemed to just fall out of Watson’s mouth without stopping by his brain for permission. ‘I saw you on the street earlier, taking leave of…someone.’”

Five Miles From Eastbourne (8k, M, established, casefic). Leaving Baker Street behind they find home again together.

“A fleck of grey now at his temple, a line or two across his brow, but still as sharp as the day we met.  More human?  Yes.”

Old Friends and New (1k, G, established, domesticity) by @gailbsanders. Holmes plots a party for his Watson. (This is a little scene from an ongoing series I adore.)

“Don’t pick the Chapeau de Napoleon rose today. I’ll do it tomorrow, myself, since they’re Dr Watson’s favourite.”

A Case of Immortality (2k, G, pre-slash, WWI; LJ). Holmes meets Watson at the close of the Great War.

“You will never truly die, Holmes, not so long as people love you through the pages of my ‘ridiculous romanticism.’“

Honeycomb, for a lover (200w, NR, first kiss). Watson behaves quite unexpectedly.

“I’m sorry.” “Don’t be.”

Envoi (5k, G, established relationship, domesticity; LJ). Watson records the hours of their intimacy.

“They’ve called each other ‘old men’ for decades. Now that it’s finally true, the tease has become more of an endearment than anything.”

Return Like the Sea (2k, G, pre-slash, addiction recovery; LJ). After so long a separation they find a way give each other home again.

“I just want to have you to talk to. Listen to. Even just…look at.”

All Nature is Our Satellite (1k, G, pre-slash, growing intimacy). Holmes retires, and Watson wonders whether he knows him.

“You needn’t say these things aloud, you know; you’ve got rather expressive eyebrows.”

Your Sweet Hue (1k, G, friends to lovers) by @gailbsanders. Sussex and how they make their way there.

“The meal passed in silence, but Holmes was aware of that comfortable quality that would fill a room whenever John Watson happened to be there.”

History Rewritten (5k, T, established, relationship negotiation), by @sanspatronymic. Holmes and Watson learn to live together again.

“If you must torment me with poetry, at least do it properly.” 

And ones I’ve rec’ed before:

Glad With Our Carols(1k, G, established, tenderness) by @oldshrewsburyian.

“He looked up at me over his toast. ‘I should be sorry indeed to think that I had entirely lost my ability to astonish you.’ ”

Pilgrims of a Sort (12k, T, established, retrospective; also Mary Morstan/OFC) by @earlybloomingparentheses. Holmes and Watson tell their story to other lovers.

“I am not going anywhere, Holmes,” I replied, amused. “You know as well as I that our female clients, no matter how lovely, tempt me not one jot.”

Something To Retire To  (9k, T, friends to partners, ace Holmes). In process toward Sussex they nearly miss each others’ wishes.

“A few minutes later, he shifted his body, stretching out along the sofa  and resting his head in my lap as if it was the most natural thing in  the world.”

Our Hospitality (1k, established, hurt/comfort) by @educatedinyellow. An old grief is unexpectedly raised.

“Many of my greatest pleasures in retirement were unanticipated.”

A Man Of Great Character And Better Humor (2k, G, established, caretaking) by @sanspatronymic. Holmes loves his Watson.

“He nuzzled his nose against the curve of Watson’s cheekbone so sweetly that when he muttered, ‘tough luck, old man,’ it was positively comforting.”  

Rewriting History (10k, T, friends to lovers, WWI, epistolary) by @educatedinyellow. Watson goes to war again, and writes to his Holmes.

“When I arrive back in England, then, I will come straight to you for our visit. We can read and argue to our hearts’ content.”

Thanks for the ask! Anyone else have Sussex recs? Add them here!

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

My family has been yelling at each other. And I’m in desperate need for a distraction. Would You happen to have a long list of Victorian fics where Holmes and Watson are loving husbands.

Oh, yes, I’ve got some good ones for you. *offers hugs* Have these with some cocoa if you can.

Glad With Our Carols (1k, G, retirement), by @oldshrewsburyian–Christmas, past friends and the indulgences of fond old men.

Ingredients of Love (4k, M, established), by @a-different-equation–Holmes makes sweet things for Watson’s joy.

The Presbury Letters(17k, G, established)–war comes to Europe, and Holmes and Watson try to keep up their sanity via letters and wild hope.

Floriography Lessons (1k, NR, established)–Watson courts Holmes, to his intense bewilderment.

24 Caprices & a Bottle of Claret (17k, T, established)–Holmes and Watson remember all their years together over a bottle of claret.

Our Hospitality(1k, G, retirement), by @educatedinyellow–Holmes and Watson indulge each other quietly in the little things that make them happy.

To Join These Men in Holy Matrimony(10k, T, established)–my own story; Watson helps Holmes to face his past.

Wintry Morning, Victoria Station (1k, T, established)–Putting a name to a good thing.

A Man Of Great Character And Better Humor (2k, G, established)–In retirement, Holmes knows Watson to his core.

The Lucky One (6k, T, established)–Watson learns to trust that love is enough.

A Burden Shared (1k, G, established)–Holmes helps Watson laugh after a hard day.

Pilgrims of a Sort (12k, T, retirement), by @earlybloomingparentheses–For the benefit of another pair of lovers, Holmes and Watson remember the way their love began.

The Incident With The Bicycle (2k, G, established)–Holmes confronts a fear with Watson’s help.

A Very Ordinary Man (6k, T, established)–Watson and Holmes investigate the sudden disappearance of a lonely, ordinary man.

In the Shadow of the Past (5k, M, established)–Holmes grows worried for Watson’s heart, when he realizes how near their case will take them to Reichenbach.

Tea from Terai (752w, G, established), by @mistyzeo–Watson learns a little more about Holmes’ past.

[ao3feed-detectivedanvers]

even if it's just pretend

by shipstershipsters

D.E.O Agent Alex Danvers is being investigated by the upper levels of the FBI for possible ties to Project Cadmus. NCPD’s finest undercover detective Maggie Sawyer is put on the case with one objective: gain Alex’s trust, and find out whether or not she’s working with Cadmus. Of course, to do that, she’ll have to do what others have failed to do.

She’ll have to win over Alex Danvers.

(Or, the Sanvers pretend-relationship AU, where only one of them knows the relationship is pretend. If you’re here for an angsty slow burn, you’re in the right area.)

Words: 6388, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Alex Danvers, Maggie Sawyer, Kara Danvers, J'onn J'onzz | Hank Henshaw, Jeremiah Danvers, Eliza Danvers

Relationships: Alex Danvers/Maggie Sawyer, Alex Danvers & Kara Danvers, Alex Danvers & J'onn J'onzz | Hank Henshaw

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Undercover AU, Fake/Pretend Relationship

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/26888875

[thebootydiaries]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[kenyatta]

“Imagine you’re just finishing your shift as a picker at an Amazon warehouse. All day long you’ve been carting items for other people, under giant letters on the wall that spell “work hard. have fun. make history.” The pandemic has been hard on you. You can tell from what people are buying that it’s been hard on just about everybody. But as you come off shift, you get life-changing news. Jeff Bezos, founder and chief executive of Amazon, has decided to give you a bonus. In fact, he has decided to give every single employee of Amazon — some 876,000 people — a one-time pandemic bonus. A $105,000 bonus. Serious money. The kind of money that, if invested over a couple of decades, would give you a real retirement nest egg. The crazy thing? The money he is giving you — it’s merely the extra wealth he gained during the pandemic, wealth that you built. After he has paid out those $92 billion in bonuses, he will still be comfortably off. In fact, as rich as he was before coronatime. Of course, Bezos isn’t going to do this. But the fact that he could is one of the striking findings of a new report from Oxfam on plutocratic profiteering from the pandemic. The report, of which The.Ink got an exclusive preview, makes clear that the billionaire class hasn’t just fiddled while Rome burns. It has made a fortune from the flames.”

— Billionaires won corona - The.Ink

[the-promise-has-been-made]

this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic

beautiful

actually Chinese version

with great characters

and Mulan’s more accurate story

readily available??? 

Since 2009??

[madamdoesnothing]

Well I know what I am watching now

[renefer]

UPDATE: I just watched this and I have so many emotions. Seriously, check this out

[neoyi]

OOH! On my list!

[katsplanet]

i didnt know this existed!!! ok

[scarabsi]

I’ve failed all my followers for not letting them know about this immediately. I’m sorry you guys missed out.

[cosmic-noir]

I NEED IT

[chand-ki-roshni-deactivated2018]

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19697192DZSkejpc

Here is a link to watch it free online with English subtitles.

Just as a warning, it is a little violent, some horses are killed during the battles, and there is a scene where Wentai cuts open his wrist. It is a very good movie, I just finished watching it and would recommend everyone watch it.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken