[queen-dumptruck-dicksuck-deacti]

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[cultofplush]

this gave me chills

[aaliyahbreaux]

this would make a really interesting anime

[southern-slayed]

Oh fuck no…

[vanwizard]

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

[jellyfish-rave]

Does anybody wanna talk about this?

[artbymadaramod]

Isayama, what the fuck are you trying to tell us

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[ventrue]

sometimes if you squint hard enough there are individual coherent sentences

[garden-of-everything]

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: be completely baffled by  6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet 11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of 16-20: cry a lot about 21-25: seek heaven through 26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins february: full communism march: rage bigger than your body can contain april: the Sun may: eleven-dimensional space june: violence july: the merciless confines of linear time august: a fictional character september: the void october: a ghost november: every single dragon december: a giant robot

[caroloftheshells]

@the-grumpiest-of-faeries

[theenigmaticagentscully]

seek heaven through a giant robot

[spectrefox]

I’m the god of a Giant Robot

Apparently I may rename myself as Simon

[jellyfish-rave]

REINCARNATION THEORY HERE WE GO

[jellyfish-rave]

Okay but are we not gonna talk about how we know where Eren got his titan form from now? Or why Grisha didn’t inherit it? And how we still don’t know what power it has?

[jellyfish-rave]

SnK Chapter 84: Haha, dicks out for Erwin Smith

SnK Chapter 87: NO MORE DICKS, PUT THEM AWAY, PUT THEM AWAY!!!

[alemanriq]

I just wanted kenny in this meme

kenny: life is unfair kiddo! deal with it! >:0

kidwin: …for everybody? º-º)

kenny: yeah! >:l

kidwin: doesn’t that make life actually…fair…?

kenny:

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

[politically-incorrect-jew-deact]

@deltasniper1000

[just-shower-thoughts]

A domino is capable of knocking over another domino 50% larger than itself. It would theoretically take only 29 dominos for a domino that’s 5mm tall and 1mm thick to knock over a domino the size of the Empire State Building

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

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dont know who made this, but this is horrible

[keeps-getting-faster]

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[mobacoin]

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

[tinderventure]