the anxious yandere would like explicit permission before obsessing over you because she has only ever been a burden but also wants you so bad it makes her chest ache
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the anxious yandere would like explicit permission before obsessing over you because she has only ever been a burden but also wants you so bad it makes her chest ache
if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards
they should make it easier to get bottom surgery
special mention to how the BMI requirements are horrific and they need to go!
I've been thinking a lot lately about how many trans women I've known who come to realize over time that they experience much more bottom dysphoria than they've consciously understood
I think this is partially a problem of trans women being fetishized, a trans woman's value being equated with her penis, but I think it's also partially a problem of availability. personally if something is difficult to attain then I have an internal reflex to unconsciously convince myself I don't want or need it. for this reason and many others it needs to be made easier
personally it's fucking crazy going through life not even being able to be naked around trusted loved ones or fully have sex because the dysphoria is so bad. it's unacceptable that so many of us have to live like this. it's horrible that for many trans women it's almost impossible to get the care we need. it does not have to be like this
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
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i love that you can easily find videos on youtube of people grabbing birds and gently but intentionally holding their wings and showing off various feathers and angles and anatomy details. pervert world, for me.
plurality is so funny because you’ll mentally be like. can your headmate come out to play i wanna talk with them 🥺 but you can’t just say that because what if it’s rude
after i move i need to buy a frankly excessive number of blankets, pillows, and plushies to build a nest//horde
new house's bedroom has a 'bed nook' for lack of better phrasing and i have a proposed layout:
Brown -- Walls
Blue -- Bed
Yellow -- End Table
Purple -- Wife
Green -- Us (usually)
Pink -- Frankly excessive pile of fabric and stuffing
birdgirl little sister who insists on having big sis preen her whenever she molts because it hurts to much to do it herself. definitely not because it turns her on. those aren't moans they're uh. pain noises. her legs are trembling because she's nervous no other reason.
The only thing more important to a kobold than their dragon is their dragon's progeny. It's a great occasion when a kobold's dragon has young, with much celebration and doting and extra pampering (on top of what the dragon already rightfully receives).
A successful laying of a clutch will usually be marked with a grand celebration and extra hunting raids to make sure the dragon feasts well after the ordeal. If this is their dragon's first clutch, the date will also often be noted and made into a local holiday among the kobolds.
While a mother dragon is naturally broody with her eggs, she still must hunt and eat and defend the lair, thus the most senior of her kobolds are tasked with protecting the nest while she's away. There are few honors greater than to be an Eggtender. The kobolds must be sure to keep the eggs not just protected, but adequately ventilated or heated, to the dragon's whims.
This tending does not end when the eggs hatch. Indeed, perhaps the eggtender's job becomes more important once the hatchlings break free. (Some particularly overzealous eggtenders may also aid any young who are having issues breaking free of the egg, though their dragon may wish to discourage this behavior, especially with larger clutches.) While precedence again falls to the mother dragon, the eggtender kobolds will often aid in keeping the whelps clean, warm, and fed.
If an eggtender is particularly lucky, one of the whelps will form what's known as a hatch-bond with them. When such a bond is formed, the mother dragon will often make tending to the whelp that eggtender's sole and exclusive duty. It is among the most sacred bonds a kobold can ever hope to forge. They will be loyal to their hatch-bonded dragon even above their original, and often (presuming the kobold lives long enough) be among the first of that new dragon's own warren.
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I know xivu arath is fraudulent because she is a grandiose dark sorcerer war goddess with the ability to strip a living being of its will and individuality and render it a hollow, loyal thrall (literally called "taking") and nary a single lesbian pervert has defected from the vanguard to serve her dark goals. fucking CROTA was putting up better dredgen recruitment numbers and he's just some neet in a moon cave
you could have bagged SLOANE and you got cucked by a FISH. kill yourself and tithe it to savathun, "fuck the traveler longdick style" the witch-queen
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