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[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

more people should depict noelle with green eyes

more people should depict seth with a cleft lip

more people should depict susie as a broad snouted caiman

less people should be protestant

more people should depict kris as melugeon

[waternozzle22]

The fact that non-Dess Knight theories are taking off now is actually pissing me off. You're just being contrarian. It's obviously a Holiday because of the antlers but:

It can't be Carol because she has no reason to have a form like that, has a totally different personality compared to the Knight and physically couldn't have made the chapter 4 fountain.

It can't be Rudy because he's dead. He's obviously dead. He's very clearly dead. Noelle was not saying he "fell down from a ladder and hit is head" she was saying he "fell down" as in he fucking died. Come on.

It can't be Noelle because. I don't even have to try to explain why it obviously isn't Noelle.

Dess has the emotional ties to Kris and Noelle, has mysterious meta shit going on, has the same personality, has motivations that you can easily link based solely on the actions the two characters take without the need for speculation and also. A GUITAR PLAYS WHEN KRIS TOUCHED THE KNIGHT'S HAND.

I'm willing to admit that it could possibly end up being some Dess homunculus made of dreams and wing dings or whatever (It's not. It's just fully sentient Dess because that's how you write an antagonist oh my god it's just Dess it isn't ERAM's puppet Dess clone stop saying shit like that) but on no planet is it another Holiday. It's literally impossible.

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

the average dess knighter on tumblr believes that rudyknight takes away dess’ agency by having her die and be unimportant other than her death while at the same time believing that rudy is just going to die for noelle angst and be unimportant other than his death

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

deltarune takes place in city skylines theory evidence is the complete control carol has on hometown and the complete lack of crime and a town of around 50-ish people having a hospital and a police force and the sudden traffic spikes

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

i saw someone say that the rory nite form has a similar effects to opioids and that’s why rudy acts like that in the dark world, he’s almost completely free from his light world pain but as we all know using the form makes his sickness worse and that’s why he’s able to beat the shit out of susie in the dark world and still like her and support her relationship with susie in the light world, he’s separating the experience of the being the knight like how some people treat the actions of drunk them and i really like this idea it’s genius

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

polyphemus rocket after booster seperation bringing the talus space telescope to orbit god bless the federal commonwealth and god bless our rocket program

[thehartdirector]

Rudy knight propaganda by me

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

eve flyby

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

this is how it feels to agendapost about rudy knight here

[liliana-lucifer]

My contribution to the Rudy Knight agenda

[secret-deltarune-theory-log]

deltarune fans are completely incapable of grasping nuance in character writing and it pisses me off.

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

when is the mormon deltarune au where it’s set in utah and everyone is white and cishet and record dance videos at a gas station to benson boone mystical magical

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

noelle in said au

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

why do dess knighters plug their ears and go “lalalalalalalala i can’t hear you i can’t hear you lalalalalala” or “nuh uh your joking your joking your joking” whenever you bring up literally ANY other knight theory

it’s really really difficult for me to understand why they seemingly all do this especially on here

like on ol xitter dot com atleast most of the dess knighters there are willing to argue with me but it seems every one of them here just runs away or makes the same papyrus knight joke please please make another joke

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

when is the mormon deltarune au where it’s set in utah and everyone is white and cishet and record dance videos at a gas station to benson boone mystical magical

[rudyknightsstrongestsolider]

"Are you happy now... Where or will you ever be..."

Let's start this blog with a banger. One of my personal theories is that Rudy is not only the Knight, but he's also going to be the final boss of the weird route.

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

always bet on rudy knight

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

is the opposite of hetgem homocoal

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

my brother and my friend are running deltachud accounts on ol xitter dot com and it’s so embarrassing dude i can barely handle it it’s so embarrassing i hate it i hate it i hate itttt