Languages And Such

Langblr with some distractions. Native: English C1: German, Spanish. B1: French. A2: Russian. Interested in Korean, Portuguese, Italian and Hebrew.

[bennistudies-deactivated2023112]

@ german tumblr & german speakers what are your favourite long words? I want to compile a list to practice finger spelling (sign language). current fave: Inkompentenzkompensationskompetenz

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung. 

[jemagidiomas]

Tschechischesstreichholzschächtelchen

[zukosgay]

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

[zukosgay]

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

[the-illusion-of-sanity]

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

[zukosgay]

birth control vs. antibabypillen

[toes-or-not]

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

[poodletrain]

Is this really what german is like?

[southbreak]

yes.

[possura]

Me listening to any music that’s not in English: I wanna learn this language, so pretty…

[rogue-bard]

Concept for the next Rechtschreibreform:

Double-ß.

"Was glaubst du, daßß du wißßen mußßt?"

The perfect compromise between the people complaining about double-s and those complaining about ß.

This way, nobody is happy!

[gif87a-com]

[eevonb]

sound up.

[geekyjessica]

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.

[crazy-austrians]

[imanes]

i had no idea subtitles were such a hot topic for americans. people are really coming out of the woodwork to admit that they cannot fucking read huh and i don’t mean people who struggle with illiteracy for some reason i mean white americans who think it’s beneath them to read words on a screen

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

[heartseeker]

i know i’m op but mood

[d1rtypaws]

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

[russianwithpolly]

Emotions and feelings 🎭

Какой ты сейчас?

[haxyr3]

Love these funny faces!

[appiemoestuin]

[twocatsinatrenchcoat]

[linguafreund]

French written like it’s German

[culmaer]

komm sah ? ahn Fät, il serä interessant de konssider, komma leh Person parlan leh Luxemburschua äppel leh Emprant fransäh da lör Laag.

Manne mousse érkennen, d’asse site nicht vie deuïtche haouse

danquë cheune

[linguisticsyall]

???? ?

[boatcats]

@notasapleasure

IF I HAVE TO SEE THIS SO DO YOU!

[leavingsaidwoods]

This makes me uncomfortable

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[katarina-languages]

Finally

[just-shower-thoughts]

Learning a new language is like downloading an expansion pack to your brain that allows you to interact with new characters from different lands.

[kindofapolyglot]

This is hands down the coolest way of putting it.

[heartbeatemoji]

me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like

me now that the heat is Here: 

[writeresourceful]

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one