[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[gokusclit]

i love being a lesbian like wait im a lesbian and im better than everybody

[thelastbluegirl]

this, except bisexual, so as follows:

wait, i like girls, im perfect and beautiful and happy

shit, i like boys, why would i do that *gestures at girls* when they are right right there

[gokusclit]

this post is abt lesbians

[tothechaos]

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[herius-is-drawing]

Quick Truten cause they are my beloveds 😭🫶🫂

[fairy25]

I just blocked someone for saying girls and men in the same sentence. Strict as fuck over here idgaf

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[dogpuppy]

[swordseer]

[fatusfar]

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[tall]