Lillie

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[jemilyslovechild]

Hotch on his 12th cup of coffee: Someone slap me awake right now before I fall into a ten-year coma.

(Guess who's back!!!)

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Penelope: What are you doing?

Spencer: We were helping JJ write her vows but she kicked us out because Morgan was making inappropriate suggestions.

Derek: How is 'Emily, I love your sweet ass' inappropriate?!

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Spencer: What does DWAI mean over text?

Derek: Dont worry about it

Spencer: Alright then, keep your secrets.

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Rossi: Guys, we're not mad, we're just disappointed.

Hotch: No, I'm mad. Very, very mad.

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JJ: I need to talk to you... It's about feelings

Emily: No.

Emily: No, I can't go there.

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When did you start watching cm

Between April and June of 2021, though that is when I really got into it. I saw a few episodes before then 😂

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Emily: I like women.

Penelope: In a feminist type of way or a lesbian type of way?

Emily: Yes.

[delicatecookiecashpatrol]

*double date during pride month - moreid and jemily*

emily: look i’m just saying, yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and everything but who doesn’t love random rainbow shit??

morgan: but the idea is wrong

reid: yeah the fact that businesses change their logos to include a rainbow only for the month of june is well, kinda homophobic

emily: you make a good point and i agree but look at this rainbow gun!!

*pulls out her rainbow gun that garcia found in walmart*

jj: it is pretty sexy. showing your support for your community while simultaneously taking down criminals, now that really is hot

reid: they got any with a bi flag???

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Spencer: I slept for almost twelve hours but I still feel a bit tired so let's go for another twelve more just to be safe.

Derek: Reid, that's a coma.

Spencer: If it helps.

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Emily: Watch in amazement as I flawlessly go from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere .72 seconds.

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Emily, sighing deeply: I have done what is commonly referred to as a mistake.

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JJ: Are you okay?

Emily: Yes.

JJ: You don't look okay...

Emily: Then stop looking.

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Spencer: *is sad*

Emily: Do you need someone to talk to?

Emily: ...cuz I can go find a therapist

Spencer:

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Luke: So, I may have done something you told me to never do again...

Emily:

Emily: That is a very long list.

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Emily: Do you know what bees make?

JJ: Honey?

Emily: Yes, dear?

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Luke: Do you know what bees make?

Penelope: Some stupid annoying sound?

Luke:

Penelope: The hell do you want?

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Rossi: Can you at least acknowledge that you have a rather large capacity for anger?

Emily: When I am asked a stupid question, then yes.

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JJ: What are you doing?

Spencer: Confronting the person who ruined my life.

JJ: You're yelling at a mirror...