#cm incorrect

[xervoxs]

hotch: garcia, is everything alright? reid told me that someone is threatening you

garcia: what?

spencer: I saw this notification poped up at your screen today, someone like "I'll find you and cut of your whole family" and..

garcia: I FORGOT MY FRENCH LESSON

[ssa-atlas-alvez]

Spencer: *2 hours into a 6 hour flight* New fear unlocked: what if I put a pimple patch on and I eat it? This hasn't happened, just to clarify, but what if it did?

[fjareau-prentiss]

Another actual scene that looks like it came straight out from a criminal minds incorrect quotes posts pt. 10

[jade-sk15]

JJ: Emily, how did Doyle die?

Emily: Natural causes.

JJ: didn't you push him off the roof?

Emily: ... gravity is natural.

[neanderthal-pessimist]

Emily: you're really yelling at me cause i got burnt? I'm the victim here, it's not like I could have stopped the fire or anything

JJ: Prentiss, um maybe you could have IF YOU DIDN'T RUN INTO THAT BURNING BUILDING !

Emily: but Morgan dared me to-

JJ: shut the fuck up and get into the car

[hotchnerundercover]

criminal minds characters as things my friend group has said, out of context:

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spencer: I think you just called me a fictional whore

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rossi:i cannot diagnose you rn bc i gOtta diagnose the pasta first but do not fret, your time will come.

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emily, to penelope and spencer: At least I’m not personifying cheese

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penelope, to spencer and derek: except he’s gay and you only seem gay.

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hotch, to his team of children sleeping together: Penetration is for stabbing only !!!

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[taylorswiftfanaccount]

why did jj marry will when she was SO willing to break up with him. and clearly for a woman

“is it another guy?”

“no”

“do you wanna break up?”

“ye-“

[xervoxs]

Hotch*checking under the bed*

Hotch: see no monsters in here

Reid: and closet..

Hotch*opening the closet*: see..

Hotch: Emily?

Hotch: come out, now

Emily: i'm lesbian

Morgan*coming out of nowhere*: i knew it

Reid*screams*

Hotch: what the..