[excusemewhileiplaykh]

Smash announcer voice: WIG!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that telling someone to “break a leg” before auditions, means you’re wishing for them to end up in the cast 

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[la-laborista-republiko]

[ruinedchildhood]

[teathattast]

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[cc-videos]

Voiceover of Robin: Go get him, Bruce! He’s getting away

Voiceover of Scarecrow: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Voiceover of Batman: [Humming the Batman theme]

Scarecrow: Oh yeah sure, mom and dad, I’ll go to school and become a Psychiatrist. Now look at me, I’m a fucking Scarecrow and I’m running away from a guy dressed as a bat! I should have just specialized in dance like I wanted to! [breathing heavily] Oh this looks good. Oh, Batman never goes in alleyways! 

Batman: [still humming] That’s enough, you’re going to jail. 

Scarecrow: Well guess who’s gonna visit me in jail, Batman. [dramatic pause] My parents.

[thunder cracks]

Batman: What, parents??!

[storm intensifies]

Robin: Bruce?!

Scarecrow: [running away] Dead parents, hahaha!

Robin: [gasps] You let him get away??

Batman: [starts sobbing]

Robin: Oh my god, are you crying?

Batman: [still sobbing] No, it’s just raining! [runs away]

[yohandere]

im rewatching some old avgn episodes rn and this part consistently makes me lose my shit no matter how many times i see it

[darthsagaswag-deactivated202106]

(Play with sound)

[ponetium]

What game is it? :O

[darthsagaswag-deactivated202106]

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

[mrsundown-blog]