hey girlies!

Fremont.

[deppsydoodle-blog]

[chinahako]

it took me years to understand this joke

[xdildo]

me trying to contribute to a heterosexual conversation

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[aguaman-deactivated20170531]

[922703]

Why his shoes on the wrong feet

[blunt-reality]

LMFAO

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

@trufflebootybuttercream

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

my baby is getting so big and someone fix his shoes please 

[chick-fe-latio]

I’m so tired 😂😂😂

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[squidwurd]

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it

[tblmemesbr]

[why-do-i-need-to-type-a-name]

Oshit

[fortjester]

[actualmichelle]

:D

[candidcaleb]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[thorgyorgy]

Aquaria + Lana British Fashion Council Awards

[thebenevolentarmadilllo]

[indica-illusions]

Peggy is THAT bitch

[melatoninvision]

This is so me

[moldyjunk]

KITTEN IN MY CAR

[moldyjunk]

BABY IS SAFE

[moldyjunk]

Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”

(one hour later)

Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

a good story

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[heyarigrande]

Ariana Grande Sings Bad News to Employees

[totalariana]

remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelic 

[lesbiankeiraknightley-deactivat]

Her enunciation was really good in this video.

[prasejeebus]

“Pack your shit and leave” I am a stan for life

[frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva]

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes

[darrenandchrisnews]

darrencriss Had the greatest goddamn time with @adamlevine @tonykanal @thisiswatt and his holiness @chadsmithofficial makin some #DedHotChiliPeppers for some Halloween blood, sex, sugar AND magic. We def gave it away.

November 4, 2018