@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du
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PR's Tumblrdome
oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@jenner-oni
i’m having an existential crisis
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
Trees are superior and I completely accept this.
I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.
me: *pouring 2% into steaming pitcher* customer: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING I WANTED NONFAT me: *looks at the 15 drinks on the bar* did you get a green tea latte? customer: ..no… me: THEN THIS ISNT YOUR DRINK
rebirth (we are all made of stars)
Chloe Moretz and Sasha Lane Leaves Greenwich Hotel in New York
One act of kindness can change your whole life.
what is like…. the Point
Little gamecubes resting in their natural habitat
Yo bitches I'm back lmao
That sperm switch got me fucked up like where is it?? What if you accidentally turn it on during sex and unleash the hounds
Color code the switches.
Red to nut it up, green to slut it up
That’s cool but I don’t trust a switch. Give me an app to control it.
And risk exposure to hackers jacking your nut control?
thank you
me
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
i hate imagine dragons, and i hate that song that’s like “woooohooohooohoooo gonna be best day ov ma lyyyfe ly y y y y y yfe” and whichever band does that one and i hate bastille, and i hate the 1975
If I have to be subjected to sexy Tubbs so do the rest of you
@prubun
what do you call a person who has poor hearing?
what???
I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING
