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aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong
I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops
I wasn’t actually going to reblog this UNTIL I seen this reply… Thank u random drunk 22 year old cis man I appreciate you
I mean this in the most genuine way possible the Lin Manuel Miranda brokeback mountain tiktok haunts me deeply every day since then my life has not known peace
I need someone else to experience this before i go fucking insane
I nearly cried in pain
Listen, V*ltron is a toxic fandom that I stopped interacting with after like season 4 but nothing, not even the gods themselves, can stop me from rereading "How to Train Your Galra" when I'm horny and that is a fact.
Non-Americans who escalate inter-nationality teasing immediately to “school shootings and trump” stop challenge
American’s Teasing England: Tea in the shower, u have a queen, other relatively benign stereotypes
American’s Teasing Canada: u have moose and beavers, maple syrup u like it
American’s Teasing Australia: kangaroos and koalas, it’s hot there, summer time, toilets flush backward
Canada, England, and Australia retaliating from that teasing: school shootings, kill a child today hm? your police murder you, you’re gonna die from a preventable disease, everyone in the country is hopelessly poor and dying, everyone’s in debt, you can’t even afford to die. THAT’ll teach u to tease us about having ANIMALS in our country!
I mean, sure, it’s all fun and games to you. But I’ve had friends legitimately try to kill themselves just thinking about a future in this country. I have co-workers who cried on the first day of school because they were scared of dying. While I was working at a school there were three school shooting threats in 4 weeks. I had friends break out into tears after the massacre in 2018 talking about it in class, terrified that they were going to die while working–or watch students die.
My high school history teacher was shot in the back on campus. Everyone here knows someone who’s been affected by gun violence. Everyone knows someone who’s been affected by healthcare, or lack thereof. Everyone knows someone whose life has been ruined by college debt.
The day in, day out nightmare of living in America is not a fucking “GOTCHA” for when you’re trying to tease America. Why is this so hard to comprehend.
Non-Americans: Ugh americans are so entitled and mean and rude
Also Non-Americans: Oh you’re gonna make fun of me drinking tea? Well you’re gonna be violently murdered and then you’ll go into thousands upon thousands of dollars in debt from the act lol this is an equivalent comparison and doesn’t make me look like the asshole in the situation at all!! Americans are soooo rude!
Any examples of what we can tease you about then? Any universal Americanisms that cause the right amount of offense without stepping over the line?
Imperial system
Shoes on in house
Smiling too much
High school football
Opossums, raccoons, deer, etc.
Carpet (I’ve heard other countries aren’t as obsessed with carpet as Americans)
Sales tax (how much will this cost? Nobody knows!)
Roadside tourist attractions (world’s biggest ball of yarn etc)
“it’s only a 6 hour drive”
Buying tea in a gallon jug
Being in the prairie states and there literally being nothing in any direction for miles not even trees
Tornadoes anything to do with tornado culture
Waffle house
The mere concept of semi trucks / 18 wheelers
Every state except California claiming they have the weirdest weather
five petrol stations within a two block radius, sometimes two of the same brand ketchup is too spicy mayonnaise on/in literally everything we put noodles and mayo in a bowl and call it a salad i shit you not absolute failures at geography deep fried everything. seriously. we deep fry BUTTER.
Absolutely everything and anything somehow being a casserole
HELL IS REAL billboard here in Ohio
The giant dinosaur roadside tourist attraction out in the middle of nowhere
Route 66
Corn fields, everywhere you look
Weird salads (like ambrosia)
Fanny packs
Prom (I’ve heard other countries don’t have prom? Or any of the other 100 school dances a year??)
People microwave their tea instead of boiling it
The white people half-jog-and-wave combo when crossing the street
Endless ads for pharmaceuticals
the spelling and pronunciation dissonance of ‘Arkansas’
Everything in Texas being shaped like Texas itself. I’ve teased Texans about this and the responses are always either a frustrated yet resigned sigh or a boisterous “Hell yeah, it is! TEXAS! WOO!”
Freeways. Look a Californian in the eyes, say “the 405″ and watch a piece of their soul flicker out.
Our collective inability to decide the pronunciation of “kebab”.
Sweetened tea is somehow the default.
That every restaurant claims to be “world famous” and somehow nobody ever gets called out on that bullshit.
The utter nonsense that is our continued fascination with disco.
Stomp your foot twice and then clap your hands once. Repeat several times. See what happens.
[Image description: a stock photo of a woman holding an apple in both hands. If you are not from the United States, the apple is fucking huge, at least according to my British friends. If you’re from the US, it’s normal.]
^ That? Is a normal-sized apple. Three apples at the supermarket = about 1 ¼ pounds. (That’s about four-tenths of a kilogram.) According to my friend from Bristol, this is FREAKISHLY large. I sent him a photo of one of our so-called “lunchbox-sized” apples and his response was “that’s a normal apple. WTF do you think a full-sized apple is then” and I just about gave him a damn heart attack sending him a picture of a regular one, which covers my entire palm and then some.
–Our milk takes like three or four weeks to expire. No, I am not shitting you. Same friend and I had an entire argument over Sherlock because of the “she’s been gone at least two days, the milk’s gone off” in the second episode, with me insisting that was too much bullshit to be believed and him insisting that no, milk goes off in 3-4 days, what kind of freakish Frankenstein milk am I drinking. ( @rowanthestrange, paging you for this conversation.)
–American cooking: “look! I put three cans in a pot and added ketchup!” If you can do closer to “from scratch” than this, people will look at you with fucking awe. I make a salsa for company parties that’s functionally “chop things and put them in a bowl, do this at certain times for three days so all the flavors meld right” and people think I’m some kind of wizard, and, in spite of the fact that you should not be able to fuck this up, they always always always do in fact manage to fuck it up when trying to recreate it.
--I have never had British bread, but I have been told by multiple British friends who’ve been to America that our bread is almost as sweet as British cake. Same with our milk–apparently it’s weirdly sweet.
–we have to refrigerate our eggs.
–apparently we say aluminum weird? (I personally think Y’ALL say it weird, but whatever, again, Rowan can confirm we have had entire arguments about this)
–schedule. We say it so the first bit is like “school,” WHICH MAKES SOME FUCKING SENSE.
–a certain subset of Americans just being like. Wildly obsessed with historical reenactment. And I’m not talking about the douchey Confederate ones, either. There are like entire groups that go out and dress as Ben Franklin and do “I’m standing on a literal soapbox teaching you about the Founding Fathers” stuff at Fourth of July festivals and stuff. I’ve met some of them. They use historical sewing tools and methods. Can you imagine sewing an entire fucking colonial dress and all its undergarments, by hand, with a bone needle?! FOR FUN?!?
–timezones. There are seven time zones in the United States (Eastern, Central, Mountain, Arizona, Pacific, Alaska, Hawaii-Aleutian) . If you’ve ever seen an American commercial that says something like “at 8PM Eastern, 7pm Central,” it’s referring to the two easternmost timezones.
NONE OF US UNDERSTAND THE SLANG. IF YOU TELL AN AMERICAN YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF A TERM (EVEN IF YOURE AMERICAN) THEY LOSE THEIR SHIT
football! seriously, american football and everything surrounding it.
football parties, including massive “super bowl parties” that can have dozens of people. going to high school football games even as adults. watching football on tv, especially on holidays.
the weird obsession with potlucks that is apparently not quite as common in other places. i mean we have potluck dinners for all sorts of gatherings and parties, we even have them for weddings
corn and soybeans, everywhere you look
midwesterners saying “ope!” about everything
the absolute inability of like half the population to pronounce “caught” correctly (it’s more like “cot,” and this is also true of other “-aught” sounding words like “thought”)
“how far is it?” “about 20 minutes, 10 if the traffic ain’t bad”
oranges the size of softballs
massive portion sizes at restaurants because we take half the meal home (not because we always eat everything in a single sitting, but because we have enough left overs for a second meal)
breakfast foods being predominently sweet
the way people in tornado alley will literally just sit on their porch and watch the tornado go past their houses with little to no alarm
*midwesterner sees a cow for the 92783916207439735825th time* “cow!!!”
how you can stand the parking lot of one church and toss rocks to hit 6 other churches in some towns
deserted highways
saguaro cacti (the stereotypical wild west cacti) and how they can literally reach like 40ft in height and are illegal to cut down
our unholy obsession with cheese
area 51
vast temperature differences from region to region
the fact that alaska could consume us all at any moment, considering it’s sheer girth
florida man
the fact that we talk about specific states and get confused when nonamericans don’t know where the fuck we’re talking about
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone
governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke
hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating
zukka au where aunt wu looks straight at sokka and instead of telling him that his future is full of pain and anguish caused by his own hand, she tells him that he’s going to marry the fire lord and sokka is like “EXCUSE ME?”
sokka, whispering to himself: omg my ability to making royalty fall in love with me has come too far
sokka, immediately writing a letter: dear firelord ozai, I am flattered, but since you are pretty old and super evil, I-
Sokka, while yelling insults at s1 Zuko: And tell your dad I'm not interested in having a jerk like you as a step-son!!
I need a whole plotline of Sokka wondering who this fire lord person is going to be
Season 2
Aang: I wish that Iroh guy was the Fire Lord, he seems pretty nice
Sokka: Yeah the Fire Nation would probably be better off with him as Fire Lord, but he’s so old and more of an uncle figure, you know? Not really my type.
Aang: What
Early season 3
Sokka, waking up in cold sweat: Oh no. What if... Azula is the future Fire Lord
Late season 3
Katara: Sokka what should we do? The invasion failed, we’ve been hiding in this temple for weeks and Sozin’s comet is almost here
Sokka, mumbling to himself: I hope Zuko becomes Fire Lord he’s pretty cool
Katara: what?
Sokka: I said we need to defeat the Fire Lord soon
Sokka internally having a Firelord tier list during the series is something that I never knew I wanted.
*when zuko and katara arrive right before azula's coronation during sozin's comet*
Zuko: Sorry. But you're not going to be the one marrying Sokka.
Azula: What.
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Okay, Okay, but consider:
Mothcore:
-SWEATERS
-Sitting outside on a cold night with a pile of blankets just existing
-chilling in dark, closed spaces, just talking with your bug friends
-CANDLESSSS
–Dried flowers
-Attics
-flimsy curtains and lace
-hanging scarves and blankets everywhere so your room looks like a giant blanket fort
-BLANKET FORTS
-FLASHLIGHTS!!!
-LIGHTTSSSS!!!
-chilling in the rafters of your house unapologetically
-Handwriting fonts
Feel free to add more!!
Hoarding lighters
Fairy lights
Hiding just because
JUICE
You are sunlight and I moon Joined by the gods of fortune Midnight and high noon Sharing the sky We have been blessed, you and I - Miss Saigon
A good froppy
ribbit.
kenneth uses they/them!
i felt left out! so, I made a quiz. ‘Which Zuko Are You’ quiz. it says unpublished, but you can totally still take the quiz. uquiz is just a lil bitch rn
I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost.
BEHOLD, A MEME!
I fucking choked
Vibe check *slaps Plato in the face with a naked chicken*
Accidentally swallows the coin I was buried with and gets left on the dock for eternity because I couldn't pay the ferryman
Are ancient greek burial rites too niche for notes I'm sorry
strange bog girl makes a friend
