Well then,

Crazed and generally confused.

[passthatdutchbymissyelliott-dea]

seasons greetings 

[thebootydiaries]

god damn it

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

Colin kept all of Penelope’s letters and was still oblivious to the fact that he liked her. that is so funny of him. What an adorably dumb man

[totalkexcessively-deactivated20]

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

[topherchris]

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

[lifewithchronicpain]

[nessa007]

Ayo Edebiri accepting the Critics Choice award for Best Actress in a Comedy

[not-the-founder-of-rome]

Cress: Thorne, I’m sad.

Thorne: *pulls cress into hug* it’s gonna be okay.

Kai:

Kai: Cinder, I’m sad.

Cinder: mood.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: Can I have your best friend for the rest of my life? Please?

Thorne: Wait here. *walks away*

Thorne: *comes back dragging Cinder* Take her. She won't shut up about you.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: Something has to be done, and I have a plan. We use mankind's greatest weapon.

Cinder: A grenade.

Kai: The written word.

Cinder: Ugh, I'm out.

[onetigeraday]

1/11/2022

[thejackalhasarrived]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY “Fight” — 2.12

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

[onlypositivememes]

I don’t wanna work

[seong-star-hwars]

A collection of All Of Us Are Dead memes

[bittergloss]

after all that shit they went thru its so funny that her conclusion was u think a zombie apocalypse is bad? wait till u get to senior year

[seong-star-hwars]