JERRY THE WARLORD OF SOUTHCAROLINA

Eat my entire Ass

[jukjujada]

[00000066]

[phantastische-illustrationen]

'The Hand Of The Mysteries' from 'The Secret Teachings of All Ages' by Manly P. Hall, 1928 (John Augustus Knapp)

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[valtsv]

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

[dogpuppy]

[swordseer]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[prokopetz]

Okay, so here’s the pitch.

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

[charl0ttan]

social energy life hacks

[charl0ttan]

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[wizardarchetypes]

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

[scarletjedi]

I had a similar tv! It was a tv with a built in dvd and vcr because it was in college and I’m apparently old now. But! The dvd player never wanted to play- unless it was Chicago (2002). First, we would put that dvd in, let it start, and then swap it for the movie we really wanted to watch. It got to the point where we would put in the dvd we wanted and sing “he had it coming!!!” At the screen at volume. Fucking worked *every time*

Bizarre.

[inkcurlsandknives]

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

[hybridmindthoughtsreloaded]

[jemmalynette]

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

[lesbian-shakespeare]

[ashstfu]

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[darero-art]

Added a little of movement to the picture just to recall how to use AE

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]