these wings are made to fly.

-Jessica-20-Virginia-

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T

[cutekittensarefun]

The image Wikipedia is using to illustrate static electricity right now.

[caringintensely]

[dxmedstudent]

Like this is legitimately it.

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[unlovelyfrankenstein]

[kitty]

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

[worldcircus]

Well … it IS just a prototype .

[sighinastorm]

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

[africanaquarian]

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

[barkycatbros]

Thomas telling me about his busy to-do list. 😸📢

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh really? And then what buddy?

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[sixpenceee]

By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip

[9un]

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.

[30minutememes]

[katienotopoulos]

[sweet-bitsy]

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

[pasdecoeur]

john mulaney played spider-ham because he’s horny for death. 

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[t3sla]

look at this fucking baby

[disgustinganimals]

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

[burlesquedisposition]