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Happy summer. #mybackyard #boise #standardpoodle (at Quinn's Pond)

#mybackyard #standardpoodle #boise

You're a wizard, Harry. #harrypotterworld (at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Hollywood)

#harrypotterworld

romancenoire

crocomire-deactivated20151208

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

missingdinosaur-deactivated2013

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

princekarkat

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031

Omg I can’t

mr-dilliams

As a guy I second this.

microbewrangler

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

naamahdarling

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

chadjesus

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

theslaybymic

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

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obamawhitehouse

Just announced: On May 27, President Obama will become the first sitting U.S. President to visit Hiroshima.

did-you-know

Michigan’s Village Elementary gets visited by the same duck every year. For 13 years in a row, ‘Vanessa’ has returned to the school’s courtyard and nested under the same shrub. Once her babies are hatched, teachers clear a path through the halls so she can lead them straight to a nearby pond outside. Source

jessicaryen

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

hullaballoons

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

meet-foreverjester

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

speculationspectrum

Gervais speaks the truth

hol-ohcene

pattyfingersintheholywater

She’s a professor at my school.

slightly-oblivvyous

Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused” I think

“well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like… how giraffe spines work.”

fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515

Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.

emotional-karuma

Well I guess now I’m just confused about taxes.

onlydadjokes

An old horse and a young horse are about to run a race. The old horse says to the young horse, “You know, I’ve been a champion for a number of years. I’m getting old and this is going to be my final race. It sure would be nice if you’d go a little easy on me.” The young horse comes back, “Oh no! This is my first race! I’m going to bolt out of the gate and go as fast as I can! I need to show them what I can do!” A nearby dog overhears the conversation and walks up to them. “Hey,” he says. “You really should let the old horse win.” The old horse looks at the young horse and says, “What do ya know? A talking dog.”