JessicaSkyHigh

Oh the Fandoms! Sailor Potter (Moon, Harry), Disney and Pokémon. Friends, family and everything inbetween. Gonna go crazy and post tonnes of shit, be warned! Drarry Shipper💜

[silence-between-seconds]

Sorting Hat: ah yes, drarry Friends to Lovers oneshot

Harry: not Slytherin

Sorting Hat: *sighs* fine, Enemies to Lovers, Mutual Pinning, Slow Burn it is

[jessicaskyhigh]

💯

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[punkrocktaire]

(both)

[everythingfox]

Golden oreo

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[azem-ghale]

[ellielaine]

Holy shit did that take a turn

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[brittascribbles]

see THESE are the types of reviews I try to leave on amazon and other clothing sites you tell me they fit nicely and looked good? cool, but that’s not telling me enough. but you tell me you fuckign slid down a MOUNTAIN in a pair of leggings and they didn’t tear??? AND you gave me pictures???? fuck yeah im getting those leggings

[sluttynurse]

it's feminism and gay rights to have an m/m/f pairing because women deserve to have two boyfriends and guys should have gay sex with each other

[myfandomrealitea]

I am actually begging some people to just let some spaces exist untouched by real-world issues and horrors.

Like I've lost count of the amount of times peaceful game or fandom servers have been ruined by people stampeding in with political rants, bitching about world issues, demanding internal activism, demanding vent channels so they can whine about their shitty parents, ect.

Like. Respectfully. Not every single space has to be inclusive of and welcoming of outside topics. The real world sucks. We don't needed to be reminded of that absolutely everywhere.

[pro-anomalocaris]

Psychologists have talked about this extensively. In order to repair the damage caused by the stressors of life, your brain needs to have down time in which it is not being stressed. It needs to be able to turn off sometimes and turn down during others. That's how your brain processes stress enough to regulate cortisol production and let you get through whatever it is without being on-edge the entire time, all of the time.

At some point we will, as a society, have to unlearn this idea that if you're ever caught not thinking about something serious, you must not give a shit about others. Your mind is not designed to constantly be stressed.

Your body also isn't, btw - prolonged stress without breaks is linked to all kinds of cardiac problems.

Not only will it not kill you to let the Pokemon Unite server or Naruto/Sasuke server just be about Pokemon Unite or NaruSasu, it would actually benefit you to do so.

If you won't let a place be peaceful for someone else's sake, at least do it for your own.

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

[jessicaskyhigh]

This makes my heart happy

[hayesflint]

painted version of this sketch

make zeb fluffier damnit

[samstree]

(Geralt and Jaskier are watching Shrek together)

Geralt: But Donkey only wants to be friends with him. Why does Shrek keep pushing him away?

Geralt: Just call him your friend, idiot!

Geralt: Ha! He’s like onions… *shakes head in amusement*

(Shrek yells at donkey after Fiona is gone)

Geralt: No! Donkey is only trying to help! Don’t blame him for your own mistakes! Apologize to him! Apologize!!!

Geralt: Now you have no girlfriend and no friend… *disapproving look*

(Hallelujah plays during sad montage)

Jaskier: …

Jaskier: …for real?

[jessicaskyhigh]

Just some reading while Malcolm fells trees. #Outlander #DianaGabaldon #TimeTravel #Scotland https://www.instagram.com/p/BopKXIqB-Ml/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pcn3b2wbmxrk

[jessicaskyhigh]

Happy September 1st folks! It's my favourite month! 😊 (Not just because it's Sykes birthday month) It's such a happy month, schools starts, harvest, and Autumn is my favourite season! https://www.instagram.com/p/BnL4TFzh69X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l28kdhcb9ov3

[jessicaskyhigh]

Happy 7th birthday #Mia! She's still a puppy, slowly greying. Maybe she'll start slowing down now 😅 (at Little Saskatchewan River)

[jessicaskyhigh]

Love is when your boyfriend reads the books that started your obsession 💜💛😍 #HarryPotter #HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets #Potterhead #BestBoyfriendEver

[jessicaskyhigh]

Silly #Elephant, #gaming is for people! #SometimesImFunny #KingdomsOfAmalurReckoning #NerdLyfe #ItsCuteRight? 😅

[jessicaskyhigh]

My mother made me the coolest stand for my #FunkoPops! collection! Can't wait to hang it up! I also got 6 more to add to the collection. Now the collection is complete! #Hogwarts #ArtsyFartsy #SeverusSnape #Snape #DracoMalfoy #Malfoy #AlbusDumbledore #Dumbledore #RubeusHagrid #Hagrid #Voldemort #HermioneGranger #RonWeasley #HarryPotter #MinervaMcGonagall #ProfessorMcGonagall #HogwartsCrest #ILoveMyMommy #HappyChristmas

[graanger]

gUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

crookshanks is wickedly intelligent and works smart and fights for what he believes in, from attacking peter pettigrew to helping sirius black out during poa

pigwidgeon is overly excitable, often mischievous/immature, but pure and good and loving at heart

hedwig is resourceful, loyal, understanding, compassionate, and dutiful, and is there fighting for her loved ones constantly, like pecking ron and hermione in ootp until they reply when harry is depressed 

the pets are basically their counterparts in the golden trio

[paddfoot]

plus hedwig dies

[hearthomelesbiann]

WELL EXCUSE ME

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

GO TO YOUR ROOM