butter as chapstick

30 something genderqueer garbage dweller too stubborn to look for entertainment elsewhere.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lonnson]

The feared sting-ray

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[out-of-context-fate]

Returning from hibernation just to post this

[resident-idiot-simp]

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[prinnay]

[Spectra Knight]

[viralfrog]

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[ashberrrry]

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[xanaxfarts]

"Lacquered Writing Box with a Design of Rabbits in Mother-of-Pearl Inlay" Attributed to Nagata Yuji. Edo period, 19th century.