Land of Cellulose and Oil

I will talk about film, and narrative, and other things, very often.

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[cop-disliker69]

[kaijuno]

[fakehistory]

[cishetlessfashion]

This is just the ending of Creep

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[jesse-pinko]

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

[urlocalbitchboy]

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

[urlocalbitchboy]

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

[renstrapp]

This month's comic for Autostraddle is.... the gatito. Read this and my other Autostraddle comics here!

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[f-identity]

[Image description:

Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

/end image description]

[bimbogollum]

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

[kiralamouse]

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

[vicholas]

Hisashi Eguchi talking in toco toco

[sleepy-hailey]

[alejandr-oh]

[renstrapp]

My name is Ren. I'm a gnc lesbian comic artist and designer. I like risographs and tattoos. I like things that are hasty and imperfect.

I'm currently working on a college aged lesbian drama graphic novel (How Could You, Oni Press 2024). In the mean time, you can read my butch4butch pulpy campy werewolf fantasy comic The Shepherd's Sword.

Below are some links where you can support me~

Website

Patreon (for stickers/mail club and 18+ posts)

Itch.io (for comic pdfs)

Shop (rarely updated, come meet me at cons)

Instagram (gym thirst traps posted in stories weekly)

[otterize]

tumblr (2022)

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[angelicguy]

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

[angelicguy]

the bong of grief

[mockwa]

[nucklecrunch]

[sittinglightly]

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[5149eszter]