Thoughts of a Dying Atheist.

Jess. Feeling 22. Chester. Chemistry grad. You can bowl this maiden over. | Proud member of the Tumblr XI | Nothing is mine unless specified (here) | Feminist.

[ampervadasz]

:D

[had-just-ten-hours-training]

[iraffiruse]

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

Life imitates art

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function

[catsbeaversandducks]

Wow!

Video by Ed Trist - Photo by Nicole Lewis

[deathcomes4u]

oh my god why do Lynx sound like bad impressions of themselves what the fuck

[varusai]

my last two brain cells trying to communicate 

[pencilias]

dubbed pokemon voices

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[skarlatha]

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

[dragonheartstring360]

Reblogging to save lives

[prof-grace-aspen]

Oh my god I need this

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I have to pee in literally every movie this is a great idea!??!?

[randomslasher]

This actually IS great. I generally have to start limiting my fluids the day BEFORE I see a movie these days if I want any hope of getting through the whole thing. Bless this!

[bellatricksters]

very helpful, Antoni

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Man yells, “Make America Great Again!” Before shooting 6 people dead.

Man wearing, “Make America Great Again” hat murders 2 strangers for no reason.

A Trump supporter murders 2 police officers because they told him he couldn’t wave a Confederate flag at a high school football game.

Two men beat a homeless man with a metal bar and urinate on him screaming, “Donald Trump was right, all these illegals need to be deported,” When asked for a comment about the incident Trump defends them saying, “My supporters are very passionate. They love this country and they want this country to be great again.”

Trump supporter attacks a Hispanic man and a Muslim student at a gas station while yelling, “Trump! Trump! Trump!”

Trump supporter stabs a black man unprovoked because he was holding hands with a white woman, tells police they need to release him so he can attend a Trump rally that night.

Trump supporter attacks Muslim woman at airport.

A Trump supporter punches a 70 year old protester in the face.

Trump supporter arrested for brutally beating protester.

3 Trump supporters arrested planning terrorist attack to kill Muslims.

Trump supporter confuses an Indian man for a Muslim at restaurant and says, “Things are different now, I don’t want you sand n*ggers sitting next to me.” Before attacking the man.

“We got a new President you fucking f*ggots.” Men yell as they attack gay man.

Trump supporters track down and brutally beat an artist because she made a painting of Trump with a small penis.

Trump supporter who sucker punched protester: “Next time, we might have to kill them.”

Trump is asked to comment on his supporters brutally beating a black man, he responds with, “Maybe he should have been roughed up,”

“You fucking gorillas and baby monkeys, We voted for Trump. Trump’s building a wall, beaners, and you’ll be going back to where you belong.” Man yells at black elementary school children unprovoked before he swerves his car at them attempting to hit them.

Trump supporters beat black man so badly he’s hospitalized for concussion and call him the n-word.

Trump supporter pepper sprays a 15-year-old girl point-blank in the face after another Trump supporter groped her breasts, shouting “n*gger lover” as she attempted to run away.

Trump supporter walks up to a black man in the middle of a downtown area and says, “Donald Trump will deport you.” Before punching the black man.

“Trump is going to win and if you don’t like it I’m going to beat your ass,” Trump supporter yells at random black woman outside of convenient store.

Man attacks and kicks Muslim airport employee shouting, “Trump is here now, he will get rid of all of you.”

In 8 months Trump supporters attacked protesters at 20 different rallies.

Trump supporter tracks down a local Latino Democratic political candidate and tries to run him and his elderly mother over with a car. (The Latino candidate is also a former marine.)

“This is for Donald Trump!” man yells as he runs up a Latino person and punches them in the head.

Trump supporter goes to Hillary Clinton rally to disrupt the event, ends up punching someone when asked to leave.

Trump supporter punches, chokes and slaps protesters on video during rally.

An angry mob of Trump supporters brutally beat and grab a mans genitals because he held up a, “Republicans Against Trump” sign.

A Trump supporter yells, “Get your black kids out of here. Do you even have a job? Do you know what a job is, n*gger?” Before physically attacking a black man who had come to the hospital to get help for his sick 2 week old daughter.

Local Republican Politician sexually assaults a woman by, “grabbing her pussy.” and then says he is allowed to do it because now that Trump is president he doesn’t have to be politically correct.

Canadian man who was a vocal Trump supporter both online and in person goes into a mosque and murders 6 people.

Trump supporter physically assaults Comedian on stage for making Anti-Trump Joke.

Man yells, “Trump” while beating African immigrant cab driver.

A Trump supporter is arrested for burning a Mosque down.

A Trump supporter sees a car has pro-gay bumper stickers on it and then follows the car, waiting for the 75 year old driver to get out before brutally attacking him while screaming, “My new president says we can kill all you f*ggots now.”

A Trump supporter is arrested after brutally attacking gay men outside a McDonald’s. Witnesses describe the aftermath as, “There was blood everywhere.”

A Muslim refugee gay rights activist is kidnapped and raped by two men in retaliation for, “Trump being mocked.”

A Trump supporter is arrested on terrorism charges for building bombs he was going to use to kill Muslims.

Person spray-paints a transgender veterans car with the word “Trump” then sets it on fire.

A Trump supporter attacks two Muslim women and tries to push over a stroller with a baby in it while screaming, “Get the fuck out of America”

A Trump supporter tells a random Muslim woman he sees on the street, “I’m voting for Trump because he said he would send all of you terrorists out of this country.” Before attacking her.

Man shoots out the windows of two businesses from a car while shouting, “Hail Trump.”

[bluebluragainstbaddies]

“But Trump supporters aren’t racist/homophobic,,uwuwuwuwu”

[xerospaced]

I kept waiting for it to end…

[sixpenceee]

Silver steel flexible double bladed snake rapier, made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain. 

[romanholidayinn]

THIS IS SO BOMB

[fallingstars5683-deactivated201]

it’s for hardcore Indiana Jones cosplayers

you think it’s a whip and end up getting stabbed

[mingisxfixon]

Y’all can’t tell me that this ain’t slytherin as fuck

[egrets]

voting hasn’t ended yet (and won’t until tuesday), but like. i’m gonna bust a nut. go vote!

[princesconsuela]

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956

[lassukmiboolelunk]

Édes istenem, úgy röhögök, hogy a macska kimenekült a szobából :DDD

[nyuzrum]

Sad man is sad

[lehetjobb]

Arcom, mikor véletlen elaludtam előadáson, és megnéztem az asztalt közelről.

[crimepatisserie]

mfw “ma volt a határidő” 

[blackwoolncrown]

Why Are We Ashamed to Call ‘Get Out’ and ‘The Shape of Water’ Horror Films?

Jump scares and monsters: Those are the hallmarks of seminal horror, and the label should be a badge of honor, not something to shun at awards time.

That blurb misses the point a bit, try this one:

The ‘bad guy’ in both is the status quo.

‘Get Out’‘s villain is a white woman, and her white family is involved. Their whiteness and racism are their thematic cores. The family is, to the average white viewer, totally reasonable and nice! They’re cool, they’re rich, they’re educated and clearly they Aren’t Racist because they’d vote for Obama a third time! And all of those things are shown to be LIES specifically fabricated to hide the monstrocity of their racist actions.

‘The Shape of Water’‘s villain is a stereotypical clean cut white male. He’s military. He’s a flag-flying, country-serving, head-of-the-household jingoistic posterboy for the patriarchal identity. He’s sexist. He’s racist. All of those -isms are the monster: bigotry.

Both of these movies are told from the POV of a victim of bigotry.

The person the audience is least likely to feel they can’t empathize with (the white family in ‘Get Out’, the strong-jawed white officer in ‘The Shape of Water’) turns out to be the person they SHOULDN’T have empathized with all along, and both movies imply that if they did they should feel bad.

Both movies made white people into the monsters for ONCE and that’s too scary to them to admit. If they validate these movies as horror, they’d have to validate the horrors of their actions and they don’t want to.

Both movies are well written enough that a lazy and likely bigoted viewer wouldn’t notice at first just how horrible they look from the victim’s point of view, but by the end the narrative is obvious and they are embarrassed, guilty, ashamed and too emotionally brittle to process that properly.

[odinsblog]

[girlnotthis]

Oh my…. god

[invaderxan]

when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to

[uncleromeo]

If you hard. Then you hard.

[galtx]

Whipped cream, anyone?

[anarchapella]

Almost enough dogs

[professorspork]

#SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER