"Talk about nostalgic shit then roll up.."

"Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we are afraid to say sober." I'm Jessie. I love trying new things, having a good time, meeting new people. I like girls, guys, girly guys and guyish girls. Husband and I are open to most things so don’t be afraid to ask (; Happily married 04/20/2018 ❤️🖤

[coltre]

[stonerparty]

[wearewatcher]

Do puppets have souls?

[radiophile]

Bob and the deli guy.

[yourbigsisnissi]

“im mostly straight”

[fastandqueerius-deactivated2026]

“Listen daddy”

[guillotinedream]

“Im gonna see you tomorrow!”

‘Probably not- i’ll call you’

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[an-drom-eda]

ok this is a good april fool's joke

[cottagepatch]

Yes🤍

[luciferfemme-deactivated2021122]

@the-rose-princess this is your vibe

[wiionme]

[veryfunnymemes]

[traumathoughts]

[4gifs]

[findingnikko]

Laughing too hard from this

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[61below]

Yeet the geese

[goosebumpsslime]

No one:

Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:

[gothboigusss]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[samcahntent]

I cried at this for about 2 full minutes

[fliesinthescreen]

jesus im trying to hold the cross but im dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks is weighing me down with sin

[jedavu]

This is your brain on drugs

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[dilfweed]

This is incredible