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he hasnât shut up for 3 minutes straight
Have an Ellis to balance out his wifeâs (Cath) chaos
mold pisses me off so much
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.
Like. Iâve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.
But now Iâm just like.
Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I donât.
Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?
Pizzaâs been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyoneâs enjoying the pizza, but if we donât want âeveryoneâ to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.
Thatâs just. Thatâs how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you donât make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what canât be preserved before the dust can.
Life-changing.
food doesnât actually âgo badâ, it just gets eaten by something else first
food doesnât actually
âgo badâ, it just gets eaten
by something else first
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
tma normal/no spooky shit au where michael distortion is just michael shelleys drag persona
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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⊠deactivated account⊠removed imageâŠ.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPâs name is just⊠gone. No â[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]â as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world âdeactivated.â Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itâll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
this is what it looks like in your activity, by the way, if this is your top post
when people write fics with meburgers i propose we all use the the tag 'canon-typical cannibalism' to mess with people who checked out the fics before they read phm
trying to explain cannibalism to an USAmerican space-traveller: okay imagine a burger
the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.
(forgetting the word âtouchscreenâ) my momâs new car has an amazing digital surface
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I noticed there isnât one here for Ireland, so
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one thing i love about mr.goodtimes is that he'll be like oooh look at my sweet little cat what a cutie patootie
and then the cat is the angriest looking cat you've ever seen
like look at that guy
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you can tell if someone is neurodivergent by asking them what their favourite animal is. because it's either "yeah, penguins are pretty cool I guess" or it's "MY FAVOURITE ANIMAL IS THE AFRICAN RAIN FROG BECAUSE THEY ARE ONE OF THE ONLY SPECIES OF FROG THAT CAN'T SWIM AND THEY INFLATE LIKE A BALLOON WHEN THREATENED"
love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it