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shark vs the universe

Love Begins
occasionally subtle

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@yourstruly9489
She's supportive I swear
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mummies? genus of the zombie family. the two are not taxonomically exclusive groups, educate yourself
Also skeletons by that logic.
A lot of people make this mistake actually! āSkeletonā can refer to any individual member of the family Zombie that has shed its fleshy exoskeleton. Itās just an unlife cycle stage, but because of its distinct appearance we refer to it by a separate common name (similar to how a āblack pantherā is just a colour variant of leopards and jaguars, not a separate species).
Okay, so I think this is a point of confusion.
The term āzombieā is both a technical term, referring to a family, and a common name, referring to a genus.
The family Zombie is a broad, overarching group that includes the genus that many people call zombie (Ghoulus, not to be confused with Ghouli, the unrelated genus of the Ghala family which also includes bogeymen and some ghosts*) as well as the Mummy genus (Pyrima), the spore-zombie genus (Fungan) and a few others.
The colloquial term āZombieā is the common term for the genus Ghoulus, which is in the family Zombie and includes Ghoulus romero (the walking zombie), Ghoulus snydera (the running zombie), and Ghoulus smithi (the vampiric zombie, also called the legendary zombie).
Interestingly, there are several things called āzombiesā that are neither Ghoulus nor Zombie, including the dancing zombie (Jacksoni thrillera), which is more closely related to (although not currently actually in the same family as) clowns.
*Note: the ghosts in the Ghala family are not true ghosts. True ghosts are in the order Spectere, which is entirely unrelated to Ghouli, Ghoulus, Pyrima, and Fungan. Ghala āghostsā are given the common name ghost because of their superficial similarity to true ghosts.
Important note: sometimes youāll see people claiming that zombies are domesticated! They are not! Some zombies can be tamed (like Ghoulus romero), but zombies are wild animals and might hurt you if you approach them! Leave them alone and donāt feed them!
are there any domestic ghosts?
this is a great question! hereās the answer:
the closest to a domesticated ghost we have is the house ghost, Phantome domus (sometimes classified as a distinct subspecies Phantome domus domesticus).
P. domus is interesting because itās like housecats ā they are technically domesticated (scans have shown that the fight-or-flight response, like in domesticated animals, is weaker in P. domus than in related species like P. majestica, the manor ghost, or P. more, the cemetary ghost), but evidence suggests that itās a naturalistic co-evolution rather than an intentional domestication process like with sheep or dogs.
If a house ghost takes up residence in your home, they are completely safe unless treated in an inhumane way. There is a stereotype of house ghosts that they are dangerous or volatile, but this is usually due to confusion with other species, especially the common poltergeist (Sellaruptor vulgaris) or vengeance spirit (Phantome odium).
Ghostbusters remake but theyāre biologists running a catch and release program
I love scientifically explained fantasy. It is so much fun exploring the fantasy world in terms of biological phenomena.
Hi, sorry, P.more is the rambleing ghost, P. Colonia is the graveyard (western) ghost, and P. Grex is the cemitary (european) ghost. I think you may have been thinking of P. Malus, the catacombs ghost, which is also a distant relative of the graveyard and manor ghosts
quotes taken from the source
(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)
come back to me most perfect of comics
Tumblr, I mightāve already done that
hey guys does anybody know if the apotheosis is upon us
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the-universe-at-large
roach:
howās everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
dangergays
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If youāre seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
iām frightened
Attempting to reblog
Notes:
This disaster of a post seems to be the result of two distinct events that compounded upon each other. Unfortunately the details can be challenging to suss out, so the following is a best effort explanation based on available evidence.
Event 1:
The initial post was published by @roach shortly before 4AM UTC [1]
A great many users received notifications that they had been tagged in it, but found no such tags present [2][3][4]
@roach edited the post several times over the next hour, two remaining version contain a block of usernames, followed by the string āmfc-adsā repeated 1,000 times [5][6]
A screenshot posted by @the-universe-at-large (current URL @bleary-eyed-blue) shows what may be the version of the post they had been tagged in, also containing a block of usernames [7]
Some users replies suggest that they originally reblogged a different version of the post than they are attached to now [8][9]
A possible reconstruction of events involves @roach repeatedly editing the post to add ābatchesā of user tags, before editing it again to remove them
Event 2:
That very same day, Tumblr began switching from the older āindentationā reblog format to the current ācaptionā style format [10]
@the-universe-at-largeās reblog (and others [12]) partially retained the āindentationā formatting despite the wider websiteās migration [9]
When @high-saffron (now user @anthraxplus) reblogged @bleary-eyed-blueās post [13], they noticed that @roachās root post (in the new format) was re-inserted into the beginning of the chain every time there was a reblog, and did several times [13]
As duplicates accumulated in the top of the chain, the post seems to have more fully migrated to the new format some time before @lenasaiās reblog. However, some quirk in the process flattened the whole corrupted chain into a single post, which then had its authorship attributed to @lenasai, as the most recent contributor [14][15]
The @roach conga line continued to grow irregularly for some time, before settling on the 28 currently present
Sources:
[1] https://www.tumblr.com/dnaha/128161107666/roach-hi-yo [2] https://www.tumblr.com/lmporterroblnson/128162201579/roach-hi-how-was-i-mentioned-in-this [3] https://www.tumblr.com/the-a-r-t-i-s-t/128164407735/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [4] https://www.tumblr.com/paledrake/128162523614/roach-hi-i-broke-tumblr-they-somehow-tagged [5] https://www.tumblr.com/chocolatewarkittens/128162793370/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [6] https://www.tumblr.com/i-taste-melancholy/128162743855/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [7] https://www.tumblr.com/bleary-eyed-blue/128168632021/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [8] https://www.tumblr.com/whistlingwadewilson/128162268296/roach-i-broke-tumblr-lmao-yeah-i-did-know [9] https://www.tumblr.com/bueno-desolation/128164399483/roach-hi-doing-good-thanks-for-asking-how [10] https://www.tumblr.com/@support/128127169452/ever-see-a-crazy-long-indecipherable-reblog-chain [11] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168673257/the-universe-at-large-roach-hows-everyone [12] https://www.tumblr.com/se7-seethe-blog/128161624861/roach-hi-sorry-have-we-met [13] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168703042/the-universe-at-large-roach-roach [14] https://www.tumblr.com/busytown/128222679024/dangergays-the-universe-at-large [15] https://www.tumblr.com/lenasai/128223024163/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke
dirty girl
We need more ugly MCs.
Stop making this a trait reserved for that rat-like sidekick or terrible villain. The class clown isn't the only one who can be fat. The nerd isn't the only one who can get acne.
Give your main characters thin hair, bad teeth, acne, body acne, extra fingers, weird facial hair, bad haircuts, bad fashion, weirdly big feet or hands or foreheads.
Make them weirdly tall or short, make them too fat or too thin. Make their face shape something except 'circular but in a cute way' or diamond/square/heart. Make them have a double chin or sickly transparent skin or short sweaty hands.
Especially if they're adolescents! Especially if they're from a poor/polluted area because no one who grew up drinking toxic water around mines and trash and rubble comes out of it with clear skin and shiny hair their whole life!
Makeā¼ļøYourā¼ļøMainā¼ļøCharactersā¼ļøUglyā¼ļø
And make your readers love them anyway
Love doing those
quick piece cos i'm seeing tgwdlm tonight!
very shitty charlotte doodle shes on my mind
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POV: youāre max jƤgerman
Inspired by @edenisquiet and their Eridian Hating Committee. Not a whole lot I can do with these guys after this probably lol.
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