yanfei simping agenda

jester ║ she/they ║ genderfluid ║ bisexual ║ @jesterjangle's alt ║ silly genshin side blog 💗 all i talk about is pretty ladies and dudes

[spamtons]

you’re thinking about him and his boobs, aren’t you

[anti-compliance-deactivated2022]

aforementioned ballsack here :( i just wanted to know if you liked zhongxiao :((

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[jesterjangles]

oh my god that's a good take bestieee i love your opinions!! i didn't know that u knew their lore so well 🥰 u summed it up so quick

[anti-compliance-deactivated2022]

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[jesterjangles]

okay bestie since we're friends now, can u help me with a math problem? i'm trying to calculate the density of zhonglis ass

[yogurt-time]

*puts perscription sunglasses on*

well, density = mass over volume

so we’d first have to determine the sheer weight of his dump truck and the amount of space it takes up

if we are going by the averages, the average adult butt cheek, skin and muscle, is about 0.33 lbs according to a random medical journal i found

1 cheek (0.33 lbs) x 2 = 0.66lbs, or 299.371 g

in addition, according to another, more questionable medical site, the average buttocks circumference for men aged 30-39 is 39.2 inches

39.2 inches = 99.586 cm

Because we can assume that our boy Zhongli is extra caked up, i’m going to tack on a few more cm and kg just for scientifically accuracy

so our final equation is as follows:

density = 315 g / 115 cm

density = 2.74 g/cm

however, assuming the sheer MIGHT of zhongli’s ass, i could be very off on my calculations. nevertheless, i conclude that it is extremely dense, far denser than average, and would be graded a rating of Thicc XXL.

[jesterfied]

BESTIE YOU DID IT... i checked ur math and it's all correct. i think we can safely assume that zhonglis dummy thick with that double decker caked up ass 🙏thank you u legend

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[jesterfied]

wait dilucs new skin is literally called 'red dead of night'?? omg??? is he gonna have a cowboy hat or something

[jesterfied]

*paimon voice* hoes

[jesterfied]

yanfei looks like a walking lesbian flag,, never change bitch ily

[poruvoron]

hello kaebedo nation

[ryethe]

happy birthday to fischl ~ 5.27

[ryethe]

recent ei & miko

[f-ai-n]

Inteyvat

When the flower returns to its homeland, it will become soft once more before it turns into dust.

[miss-fortune-stuff]

Klee voice line in the event, chef kiss but I actually see em all as brother like

[jesterfied]

[jesterfied]

[krystalmelodie]

Just boyfriend things

Extra:

[4mns1a]

kaebedo compilation <3

[grimeclown]

Sucking her off silly style. Shlocking her shit goofy as hell. Slobbing on her junk in the wackiest fashion imaginable. Becoming the joker of blowjobs.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.