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as a society we were robbed of the chaotic trio that would have been zhongli, azhdaha, and guizhong and i will stand on that hill until the day i die

#they would be such shitstirrers im tellin yall #all of em are dumb as rocks #and i love them for it #genshin memes #guizhong #zhongli #azhdaha #zhongli genshin impact #GuiLi #archon zhongli #archon war #geo archon #genshin impact liyue

Happy Birthday Fossil Man

#zhongli #genshin

hello little zx gremlins i come bearing gifts

#zhongxiao #lolz

zhongxiao writers…,,,,,i beg of you..,,the first verse of phantom of the opera……….the possibilities???!!

#zhongxiao #zhongli x xiao #legendary zx writers i beg #zx

a sequel to this post: the continuation of The Fossil Trio antics because yet again, i must push my agenda that we were ROBBED. we were DEPRIVED of the chaotic trio that would have been Zhongli, Guizhong, and Azhdaha. these 3 have only rocks in their brains and i love them for it <3

#fossil trio supremacy #look at them #no thoughts only rock #genshin memes #guizhong #zhongli #azhdaha #zhongli genshin impact #GuiLi #archon zhongli #archon war #geo archon #genshin impact liyue #dragon zhongli #redraw #cursed image redraw

penandinkprincess

sometimes you get comments on fics from writers you worship as a personal hero, and it’s partially “oh my i have been judged worthy of Notice” and partially “ye gods beethoven is watching me play twinkle twinkle little star on a xylophone”

yogurt-time

this af

i’d like to take a moment to acknowledge misha collins’ qtrts. twitter is a rancid, horrid, awful place and i hope it never changes <3

#queen elizabeth #the queen is dead #lmfao #misha collins #british royal family #twitter #queen elisabeth ii #england

reading @stormy-seasons new chapter of pet and i have come to the realization that zhongxiao is that one couple in the halls you see at school when passing periods thats just making out 24/7

#and guizhong and azhdaha are the friends who dap him up after #zhongxiao #i’m a comedian guys

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aforementioned ballsack here :( i just wanted to know if you liked zhongxiao :((

jesterjangles

oh my god that's a good take bestieee i love your opinions!! i didn't know that u knew their lore so well 🥰 u summed it up so quick

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jesterjangles

okay bestie since we're friends now, can u help me with a math problem? i'm trying to calculate the density of zhonglis ass

yogurt-time

*puts perscription sunglasses on*

well, density = mass over volume

so we’d first have to determine the sheer weight of his dump truck and the amount of space it takes up

if we are going by the averages, the average adult butt cheek, skin and muscle, is about 0.33 lbs according to a random medical journal i found

1 cheek (0.33 lbs) x 2 = 0.66lbs, or 299.371 g

in addition, according to another, more questionable medical site, the average buttocks circumference for men aged 30-39 is 39.2 inches

39.2 inches = 99.586 cm

Because we can assume that our boy Zhongli is extra caked up, i’m going to tack on a few more cm and g just for scientifical accuracy

so our final equation is as follows:

density = 315 g / 115 cm

density = 2.74 g/cm

however, assuming the sheer MIGHT of zhongli’s ass, i could be very off on my calculations. nevertheless, i conclude that it is extremely dense, far denser than average, and would be graded a rating of Thicc XXL.