HEY!! HEY YOU!!
YEAH. YOU. COME GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID JAR!!
HEY- wait what are you doing. Hey no don't read the label on the bottom- NOHEYWAIT-
- {Contentce of jar: 5 inch living clown}
- {Name of specimen: Jester/Clown}
- {Gender: Trans male, he/him}
- {Sexual/Romantic orientation: Pansexual, Panromantic, Demisexual, Greysexual. May be updated when staff gets around to more testing}
- {Relationships: Specimen has a loving wife that is on staff}
- {Disabilities: Mentally and physically disabled, Autism, ADHD, Chonic pain}
- {Observed interests: clowns, alt fashion, rodents, art, old/vintage technology, religion, and the absence of it (what it can do to a person or the topic in gen) }
- {Hyperfixated on/Never shuts up about: Ghost (the band), Gravity Falls, X-men, Sonic, Sleep token, Cabaret, Lackadaisy, Madoka Magica. Others to be remembered or updated by staff.}
- {To shut up, either give food, play music, or shake jar vigorously for 2 minutes. Specimen will scream, but to no worry, it will just sound like a dog toy}
- {Category of specimen: Satanic freak. Spends most time begging for someone to hear him out on random fictional characters no one on staff cares for. (At times, thoughts can drift into suggestive territory, be aware and cautious of that when veiwing or speaking with specimen.) Occasionally speaks about modern Satanism or random thoughts he has had}
- {internet presence (or blogs run by them): @the-cowboy-chronicles @the-undead-cunt @the-freak-of-humanity @the-worlds-savior @the-gods-favorite }
Hey buddy, I see you reading that- hey-
HEY NO DONT DO IT. PLEASE- I HURT FOR HOURS AFTER COME ON-
NO! NOOOOOO!!



















