fool

they/she, 30's.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[snitchanon]

"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @seththemusehub

yeah thats how the game goes usually

text: Link does not have self-preservation instincts. Ever.

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

This can't be fucking real oh my god.

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[probablybadrpgideas]

Dwarves do NOT drink foaming tankards of ale, as some would have you believe. Dwarves drink foaming tankards of foam. Dwarvish ale is like 90% foam, and master brewers can get it to a mousse or whipped-cream-like consistency. They say that as the craft advances there shall one day be ale you need to eat with a spoon.

Elves drink hand sanitizer with cranberry flavoring.

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @crescentmoonsandroses

this one needs a matt berry voice

text: All I've got to say is, the fuckery. The absolute fuckery. *Phenomenal fuckery.*

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[alphabetizing-posts]

5 a a

-applying concept for

-having having horror

job job job jobs life market

movies my -not of -the

-the top whole working

[jestervixen]

how someone hadn't punched Wic yet is a miracle in itself.

[kattiiganvales]

brennan if anything happens to demodus blix during pride of all months i swear to god—

[readbythestarlight]

Liam in a Hamlet shirt? 👀 I’m sure that means nothing.

[space-qu33n]

The Matt Gala

[a-book-dragon]

You don't have a male or female brain – the more brains scientists study, the weaker the evidence for sex differences

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

[liminalweirdo]

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

[mckitterick]

the notes on this are toxic - to help clear up any misunderstanding, here’s the actual science paper:

Dump the “dimorphism”: Comprehensive synthesis of human brain studies reveals few male-female differences beyond size

With the explosion of neuroimaging, differences between male and female brains have been exhaustively analyzed. Here we synthesize three dec

in short: brains are brains

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[thememedaddy]

[jestervixen]

the swing from soul-sucking pmdd depression to "Oh, Things Are Okay, Actually."

the whiplash of it all.