"i still haven't finished my novel" and other thoughts i've had today
I'll do the dishes tomorrow
I should go for a walk at lunch
Is this sweater dirty? *smells it* Nope, it's fine.
The tub hasn't been bleached in a few weeks...
Is that mole changing shape?
If I go to bed now, I'll get x hours of sleep!
I forgot to do laundry again. I'll run a few loads tomorrow
Does this milk smell funny?
I wish the zipper on those boots didn't break
WHY ARE FIRST DRAFTS SO HARD UUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH! There's hot chocolate in the lunch room!
Are they talking about me?
They're totally talking about me
shit am I wearing pants?!!?!?!?!
Why are they talking about me??
Oh they got a piece of my mail by accident.
I knew they were talking about me
There's no way these pants don't fit. They fit last week! They must have shrunk.
Heck YES I'll have [insert name of baked good in the lunch room]!
Why are pants required in public?
The world would totally be a happier place without pants.
MAYBE PANTS ARE THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE
I should get out of bed and get ready for work
Ugh this for lunch again? I need to change up my selection of frozen lunches
Man, I LOVE the Nashville soundtracks
Like, wow, Hayden Panettiere can SING.
She's so tiny. How can she POSSIBLY make that much sound?
Is being short the secret to singing like a goddess?
That's totally why I can't sing
I mean, I can sort of sing
Socks are prisons for your feet
Good LORD Trump is an idiot
DO THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT'S DINNER WITHOUT HIM
And make it a fundraiser for the ACLU and Planned Parenthood
Trudeau could totally be the head of state stand in
Remember Trudeau's butt? He's a mediocre politician at best, but DAYUM that butt
There goes my lunch break
I wonder when my library books are due?
Unless I can renew them...
Welp I have five books to read between now and Sunday
Is "reader of books to determine which to turn into a movie" a job title? I'd like that.
Ok, Nashville, tone it down a little
Guess it's time for some 90's music
And OF COURSE I don't have a power cord with me
I can't wait to get home and take off my pants
BUT WAIT I have a doctor's appointment
Thanks, phone, for reminding me before I took my pants off
Britney should totally be a thing again.
Can she go back to pre-head shaving breakdown Britney? She was the best