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NEVERENDER: The Second Stage Turbine Blade (2011) NEVERENDER: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 (2014) NEVERENDER: Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV, Volume One (2017)

Starting to feel like an in-between again. Probably not the situation at all, but doesn't change the matter. Fun times

dasmufflon

https://twitter.com/Piobrandos/status/730002351700873216/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

just-shower-thoughts

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

roachpatrol

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to???

rockpapertheodore

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

deathofthetext

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

sn0wiest-deactivated20170520

This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

avant-bard-deactivated20190304

“erm…okay”

tovakiin

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

morebarkthanbite

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

amorydreams

We carried on unnoticed, thinking that all dreams were ours for the taking And out of that we found ourselves back at the start of it all So scarred and incomplete Only now I’ve come to this moment in my life Fitting pieces to a puzzle with no regrets But if I had just one chance left I’d hold on to it close with what little confidence I have Make no mistakes, as your life’s surely about to change For the better half Now on your marks get set, clock starts to count Cause boy everything’s about to go down

“Atlas”, Coheed and Cambria

This song is so important to me.

(via amorydreams)

entertainmentweekly

juviavevo

Honestly??? this is all you need to know about cycling in Amsterdam

rainbowjaeger

play this at my funeral

ughkaspbrak

happy cycling is safe cycling

marinaqua

If you ever wondered what the Dutch accent in English sounds like, please watch this.

chumpovodir

i honestly can’t tell if this is the dutch equivalent of a shitpost or an actual friendly psa type video

meriberrytastic

Someone left a sticky note of Bill in my dorm’s billboard

meriberrytastic

I replied with a doodle of Dipper c:

meriberrytastic

OH MY GOD THEY RESPONDED

meriberrytastic

SOMEBODY PUT GARNET THIS MORNING.

meriberrytastic

I REPLIED

bumbles2113

Things Only Children Of The Fence Understand

• The Keywork -Getting blank stares when answering the question “what’s that symbol?!” -We MUST be in a cult, I mean, that symbol is EVERYWHERE. -Everyone knows you’ve been somewhere because you manage to draw The Keywork on everything in sight.

• The Band Members -How do we know every member and everything about them? -DAAAAVE GIBNEY. -Even if you don’t know who Dave Gibney is, you’ve definitely heard of him. -That hair though. -The Coheed members are seriously the nicest band peoples in the world to their fans.

• The Lyrics -“Oh geez, did I sing that out loud? Fuck I hope nobody noticed.” -“I don’t support the throat-cutting of babies, I promise. And I don’t hate white girls. And uh. I’m not killing my girlfriend.” -Turning the music down when you know something weird is coming up. -Turning the music up when you know something weird is coming up (so you can scream along, duh).

• The Amory Wars -Okay, well, we all know that when someone asks you about the band, you’re going to tell them about The Amory Wars, right? -Gotta buy them all. -Hot damn, Ambellina.

•Anything Else -“Do you ONLY wear Coheed and Cambria shirts?” -“Little Johnny please leave that cult,” cries your mother, holding a cross out against you. -We’re obviously a cult. There’s no other explanation. -“Hey guys, if you want to get her attention, just say ‘Coheed and Cambria’, 'Claudio Sanchez’, or 'Amory Wars’”. -“STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT BAND” -Giggling when someone needs mayo -*sees a rabbit* RUN rabbit RUN -????? Dave Gibney ?????

strain

queenoftroublingsin

demidelerious dragonofstark amanati it IS ON MY DASH

troublequeenarts-blog

Because I had drawn fanart of the full length video ( that can be found here ) I felt then that I needed to reblog this vine version with the art.

strain

💀💀💀💀

sizvideos

perissologist

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

lord-palmerston

you missed the best bit

boredpanda

10+ Funny “Harry Potter” Comics Reveal How Irresponsible Dumbledore Was

greenwithenby-deactivated201609

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

usernotfoundt

Eddy: I can achieve anything Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way

chibisilverwings

Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead. Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them. Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.