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HE'S CALLED THE GRINCH, COOP. A REAL PIECE OF W-O-R-K. LOCALS DESCRIBE HIM AS HAIRY AND GREEN, HEAD TO TOE, LIKE A DOG RAN WILD ON A FRESHLY CUT LAWN. IF WE’RE NOT CAREFUL HE’S LIABLE TO STEAL CHRISTMAS RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER US. THAT’S RIGHT, WE’D BE LEFT WITHOUT A CAN OF WHO-HASH TO OUR NAMES.

keplercryptids

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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nenan

Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

mentiranordica

RIP David Lynch (1946-2025)

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rockzombii

uhh yeah

skluug

mulholland drive to the polls

northshorewave

Fire Walk (to the polls) With Me

dizzyghoast

eraser head to the polls

professionalchaoticdumbass

its labor day where the fuck is homestar runner

professionalchaoticdumbass

gotta do everything my damn self around here

parkchanwoohoo

My partner is the funniest person on the planet, seeing a group of people planning to watch Nimona and going "Can we watch Mulholland Drive instead?" I obv immediately backed them up but these people's last non-animated movie was the Matilda musical

parkchanwoohoo

"I was thinking maybe something between Nimona (2023) and Cinderella (2015)?"

My partner, with stunning comedic timing and also, critically, complete sincerity: I have a suggestion ☝️😃

parkchanwoohoo

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parkchanwoohoo

Pleased to report this ended happily: We did stream the movie and the group was excitedly sharing theories long after I fell asleep. I think they're pumped bc this is the first time they've watched a movie with a meaning deeper than "friendship is magic" in like a year. I woke up this morning to like 300 notifications and them still talking about it

homunculus-argument

My problem is that while I love waking up early, I also fucking hate going to bed early. It's unreasonable, 24 hours is simply not enough time to get everything done each day. I'm a busy man with plenty to do, I should be allowed to go to bed at 2 am and wake up at 5 am and get a solid 8 hours of sleep in the middle. Like why is that too much to ask.

twinpeaksdaily

It’s five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, “I’d rather be here than Philadelphia.”

TWIN PEAKS: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch