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[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[molags-balls]

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

[molags-balls]

false alarm it burns again

[crtastrophic]

*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*

[evilvarric666-archive]

“Weird energy in here today” I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[brakken-spideyverse]

pour one out

[brakken-spideyverse]

[wolg-fang]

So I entered ingredients into that site that tells you what you can make based on the ingredients you have......

Thanks.....my family will eat heartily on this night

[dies-first]

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

[twitter]

[myloveissubliminal]

[electric-tentacles]

[quinnfabrayapologist]

[powerfulwizard]

Why do they always write their articles like this??

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

[whoreofavalon]

Im losing it at this tag

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[todaysbird]

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

[thesecretuncle]

WAIT

HOL UP

[leehttuce]

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video?? 

[radicalreal]

Got premium so no idea what y'all are talking about.

[dashaibo]

[empathviv]

[colemckenzies]

shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said '...if you want to'

[colemckenzies]

alternative highlight: when he finished the physical examination and instead of saying 'you can sit up now' he just slapped my leg like the roof of a car

[thereddestpotato]

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[cupcakelogic]

[random-fandomania]

[garlic-slut]

These men said “that is NOT what women are for” so fast