astro-sloth

it's a motha fuckin astro-sloth.

[garfieldsurgery]

WHOS BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH THE SMASH MOUTH WIKIPEDIA PAGE

[garfieldsurgery]

oh my god i looked it up and it’s real this actually happened the lead singer of smash mouth actually ate 24 eggs for charity and guy fieri actually cooked them what the fuck is going on

[literalchemy-deactivated2025052]

how quickly we forget

[excusemethatsnotcanon]

smash mouth eat the eggs

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

the funniest part of this is still that fyad dude looking like a total dweeb at the event.

[ecco-grief-deactivated20220724]

doc evil got owned by the san jose shark and now cannot post in fyad lol

[lady-starkiller]

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

[pissvortex]

[userboxed]

[tatteredribbon68]

[markipooper]

[babymonstera-deactivated2020112]

delete this

[daily-bad-jokes]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[hannahismyharto]

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[crazyanimecyare]

@crowfieldcollie IDK WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY

[webbyghost]

Making a shitty pun:

Hearing a shitty pun:

[therealhamster]

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

[thebabyanimals]

[prostatemodern]

stop it son you are doing me a frighten

[youknowyourebritishwhen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You could punch a random British person in the face today and there’s a 52% chance they’d deserve it.

[joshpeck]

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen

[iraffiruse]

[princessponies81]

you’ve heard of “here come dat boi,” now get ready for

there dat boi go

[mackszeen-deactivated20220921]

o shit farewell!!!!!!!

[morefunthanb4]