too old to be a duckling quack quack

Yes hello

[jil1l]

The nightmare scenario

[augustdementhe]

IT'S GLASS.

This is "Arras", by Mark Lewanski, and the medium is G L A S S.

Just incredible.

[depsidase]

[lilliephoenix]

autumntides

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

[kamikaze-kumquat]

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND.  It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[mysharona1987]

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[w1cked-w1tch]

Bro WHAT????

[beemovieerotica]

[charlesoberonn]

So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

[charlesoberonn]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[junglejim4322]

I’m sorry im distracted by how wack the vegetables on his grill are what happened to artistic integrity in thirst traps. You expect me to have respect for you when you’re grilling unseasoned carrots romaine lettuce and lazily cut in half bell pepper. Put your shirt back on and get back in the kitchen

[3liza]

gordon ramsey spent an entire episode of kitchen nightmares ripping a guy to shreds for grilling lettuce. and he was right

[jil1l]

We stan Gordon Ramsey but I have and would again fuck a grilled caesar salad don't play with me

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

[beardedmrbean]

I think they'll be fine saying that.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[beardedmrbean]

[sarahmunificentfan]

your birth month, my favorite character FE3H edition

(I tried matching months w canon birthday but overlap + lack of info means not all were matched. Curious if anyone gets the sole man in here)

[beardedmrbean]

[catasters]

[girlballs-archive]

the primordial serpent

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally