Are you guys having a killer time?

Just a smooth and fantastic hillbilly looking to make some macking cheese in the michael wave

[dogposts]

Your local gym buddy ready to spot you! (via)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[only-cat-memes]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[sagasolejma]

[catullyst]

τυρὸς δ’ οὐ λείπει μ’ οὔτ’ ἐν θέρει οὔτ’ ἐν ὀπώρᾳ, οὐ χειμῶνος ἄκρω·

"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

[a-book-of-creatures]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[joshlovesyou]

[joylessmarxist]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[softwaring]

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[jillikinz]

it's fun to come back here and cringe at the things I said when I was in my 20s

the cringing means that I have grown!

[3000s]

most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily