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crossstitchworld

I finally finished my first cross stitch. Now just need to wash and frame it. by shelbylakso

elfietherine

Baroque fantasy

free-range-tiddies

Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

video-store-clerk

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

gamebiadvance

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

End transcript.]

thunderboltsortofapenny

The moment that man started speaking -

satancheeto

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

briagain

Sir speaks in cursive

file-under-what

Dude got taken to the cleaners by the demon of LUST

commandtower-solring-go

Imagine getting roasted by The Old God of Fuckin

quiteaquoteboard

(source)

teashoesandhair

The best thing I ever overheard was when I walked past a jewellers in Bath (posh town in England, Austen’s burden) and there was a group of three very posh women looking in at the window, and I heard one of them say “I don’t understand crucifixes. Don’t they know that diamonds exist?” and I just about died.

Chernobyl episode 2

Petition to make “I'm GOING to get you five thousand tons of sand and boron!” the hotest line ever said on television.

#chernobyl #boris shcherbina #shcherbina #legasov #valery legasov #the homosexual tension...

great-tweets

anyone feel like crying? just watch this video (and be sure to unmute it.)

notdenialsurvival

I never thought about the fact that these ma were loud af

indigobluerose

Elephants:

thebootydiaries

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

phantomthread2017

he can’t be real

roboco-san

you might have face blindness king

catadromously

Mother Whale's Funeral

xenosaurus

you know it’s time to go to bed when the existential crisis strolls in

xenosaurus

if it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly hate yourself because you don’t read enough or your job sucks or you’re single or gender continues to happen or you gained weight or whatever is knocking on your… brain door? at ass o'clock at night, that is your brain saying it’s time to go the fuck to sleep, the crisis can come back during business hours

sociallychallengednerd

in honor of my loosing my gods damned mind heres a comp of all my Sansukh memes

everythingfox

Royal cat

(via)

claygoblin

The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.

Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)

soundssimpleright

oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.

wooooooooooah

wishfishy

I will reblog this automaton every single time I see it because I adore it and you cannot stop me.

halfahundredcats

@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

Something i’m pondering at the moment is the idea of mechanism with motion, first set in motion 250-ish years ago, that can still move.

catchymemes

slowboren-deactivated20210605

crossstitchworld

First big finished piece since I started cross stitching as a pandemic hobby. Pattern by StitchesLoversShop on Etsy. by nonlogical

thedesigndome

Stunning Surreal Photography Collages by Hüseyin Şahin

Rationality versus irrationality, fantasy versus reality, logic as opposed to magic create constraints in our imagination as we grow up; we undergo a continuous struggle within ourselves, curbing our childlike curiosity and our desire to explore. However, Istanbul-based visual artist Hüseyin Şahin broke free of these limitations to compose surrealistic scenes.

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