look at you, glowing like a solar fire

you're gonna rattle the stars, you are. helena; 24. yeehaw bitches welcome to the shitty rodeo

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[localwarlockunion]

"idc about surveillance, i've got nothing to hide." Okay well maybe you should then? Get some goddamn. flavor in your life already

[localwarlockunion]

I just think it's healthy and good to have some things that are private, and space to connect with your unobserved self. sorry

[dailymontgomery]

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

[blackpyrefly]

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

[bunniope]

whats grundlous mean

[blackpyrefly]

of or pertaining to grundle

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”

[artsyolivia]

[mykola3]

[nat-20s]

Three most useful phrases for my 20s so far have been "fuck it we ball", "take it easy, but take it", and "if it sucks, hit da bricks"

[chthonicillness]

[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World

[memorycycle]

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

[deathvalleyusa]

HARGROVE.

[weebstr]

everything in life is about disco. except disco, which is about gay sex

[theoptia]

Sophokles, from Elektra; translated by Anne Carson in An Oresteia

Text ID: Do I not live? Badly, I know, but I live.

[parasitoidism]

“They’re adding suggestive content back on the site” i wouldn’t know my mutuals have been bravely reblogging hairy man ass for years