beam me up thotty

laz, 22, she/her. i would die for captain kirk and i think it's very sexy of me to be like that. [ya girl follows and likes from itsmorningsomewhere]

[defendglobe]

let them live, riker

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

stop interrupting their date, riker

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

fuck OFF, riker

[lastvalyrian]

[textsfromtos]

[kirknspock]

[commandercrusher]

Commander Data + insecurity 

[forsakenblog33333-blog]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[reginaldqueribundus]

Star Trek is a very serious franchise about futurism and societal issues

[ariesize]

current emotion: Jim Kirk’s face when he is surrounded by things he doesn’t like. 

[i-have-zero-chill]

this shit never gets old

[yourfavefucks]

Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series fucks to survive!

[captainlordauditor]

#you guys dont understand. this is C A N O N. not ‘in the books’ or ‘in the comics.’#it is UNEQUIVOCALLY STATED.#they dedicate FIFTY MINUTES TO THAT AND ONLY THAT.#its a season opener.#its a legend.#amok time

[ultimatenerdqueen]

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

this is an actual show

[startrekdeepspacenine]

i am fucking obsessed with this photo of quark that was posted on the star trek site the other day

[plaidshirtjimkirk]

You’re on. the damn. bridge.

[llapdance]

I regret nothing

[llapdance]

I will never top this post and I’m completely ok with that

[princenimoy]

Favorite TOS Spock mannerisms

steepled fingers

dramatically turning around in the swivel chair on the bridge

curling his lip when he’s uncomfortable or indecisive

folding his hands behind him

holding on to the back of the captain’s chair whenever possible

crinkled eyes instead of a smile

meticulously selecting either “captain,” “jim,” or “sir” to suit the sentence

scientific head tilt

staring at the floor before gazing up at kirk from beneath his eyelashes like some kind of femme fatale

putting his hands on his hips when he’s frustrated

touching kirk’s forearm constantly

folding his arms while pacing

randomly saying “………Jim………”

parting his lips when he’s startled

hanging his head while kirk is gripping his shoulders. they do this in every episode what does it mean

gazing deep into kirk’s eyes even in the midst of a life-threatening emergency

subconsciously altering his posture to be more eye level with kirk despite the height difference

[gayjimothy]

chekov is braver than any us marine

[altmode]

[adenil-umano]

“The way they defeated the aliens in Star Trek Beyond is unrealistic!”

For your convenience, here is a list of some other ways Star Trek villains have been defeated:

By Kirk reciting the Declaration of Independence really passionately

Kirk literally fighting himself

Kirk fighting himself again (this time while Spock watched)

Fat tribbles eating the problem away

Dr. McCoy applying mortar to an acidic rock creature

Spock mind-melding with a probe

Literal whales

The power of love defeating V’ger

Spock killing Kirk instead of having sex (Kirk got better)

An omnipotent being got his ass grounded by his parents

By doing literally nothing and history happened the way it would have anyway (plus there was a cat who turned into a hot lady)

The crew dressed up in suits and threatened to shoot gangsters

Kirk explaining birth control to an overpopulated planet

By making children cry

So you see, Beyond is actually well within the Star Trek tradition of ridiculousness.