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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

misono

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

gemsandjunk

You know what? Fuck you. *Unstevens your universe*

thestateonmtv

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

thestateonmtv

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

baeddel

I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle

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It’s designed that way.

baeddel

im not even from your country!!!

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it’s designed that way.

robbstarkl

yes i’m a fan of twilight. yes i think twilight sucks. we exist.

cadavorcist

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

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gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????