assigned knives at birth @jims-strap-on - Tumblr Blog

ABOUT:

hi i’m ash!! 29, any pronouns, genderqueer/bi/ace. i’ve been rping since 2009, and have been on fbrp since 2012. i decided to try out tumblr again. im married and have four cats.

i’m a multimuse rp account. my main fandoms are OFMD, hazbin hotel, and ACOTAR, and my main muses are Angel, Jim, Izzy, Azriel, and Feyre. OC and crossover friendly.

I love writing angst, hurt/comfort, and romance, including (optional) smut. i can do either canon or AU. i especially love themes like enemies to lovers and mafia AUs.

I’m okay with dark themes such as violence, blood/gore, self-harm, drugs and alcohol, etc.

I don’t reply terribly consistently so writing with me requires patience, I work full time and suffer from PTSD/depression and can’t reply while in funks. I will not tolerate my partners nagging me for replies.

i’m not picky about reply length, there is NO need to match mine. sometimes I tend to rant and reply length gets away from me, I don’t expect the same detail in return. however I do prefer para/lit. usually I’ll write a couple of paragraphs.

𝙁𝙀𝙔𝙍𝙀 𝘽𝙄𝙊

𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙄𝙊

𝘼𝙕𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙇 𝘽𝙄𝙊

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH:

Muses: Izzy Hands, Jim Jimenez, Edward Teach, Archie, Stede Bonnet

Izzy/Stede

Izzy/Ed

Ed/Stede

Stede/Izzy/Ed

Oluwande/Jim

Jim/Archie

Oluwande/Jim/Archie

A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES:

Muses: Feyre Archeron, Azriel, Nesta Archeron, Rhysand, Eris Vanserra

Feyre/Rhysand

Nesta/Cassian

Azriel/Elain

Azriel/Gwyn

HAZBIN HOTEL:

Angel Dust/Husk

Angel Dust/Valentino

GOOD OMENS:

Muse: Crowley

Crowley/Aziraphale

SUPERNATURAL:

Muses: Sam, Dean

Dean/Castiel

Sam/Ruby

Sam and Dean (NOT shipping NOT as a pairing!! but I love brother interactions!)

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA/LOVE NEVER DIES:

Muses: Erik, Raoul

Erik/Christine

Erik/Raoul

MARVEL:

Mus𝙚𝙨: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers

Bucky/Natasha

Bucky/Steve

Bucky/Sam

Bucky/Tony

Bucky/Zemo

Bucky/Clint

Steve/Tony

AU WISHLIST:

enemies to lovers mafia boss AU: our muses are both leaders of rival organized crime rings. they are both alone in the world and have spent their lives looking out for number one, falling into a life of crime desperate for money with no other options left. could take place in the present, or 1940s brooklyn.

sugar baby AU: my muse is a successful, professional business owner searching online for a baby to take care of long term and spoil. the arrangement is strictly platonic and sexual, until feelings start to develop.

sugar baby mafia AU: our muses meet on a sugar baby website. my muse is a crime boss who is interested in your innocent muse as a live in submissive in exchange for a handsome monthly salary. your muse is interested in the world of organized crime, letting my muse show yours the ropes while providing sex as a stress relief. bonus points if your character ends up joining a life of crime and running the crime ring with mine

BDSM club owner AU: my muse is a BDSM club owner who meets your submissive character at the club and frequently run scenes in my character’s private room at the club. it turns out they compliment each other in the bedroom well; your muse is the brat who likes to work for their rewards, while mine is the brat tamer who has all the time in the world. possible kinks include degradation, masochism, knife play, bondage, spanking, ropes/cuffs, cock warming, voyeurism, praise—open to suggestions. i’m also open to a pleasure dom and eager submissive dynamic.

mafia boss/police officer AU: our muses match on bumble, meeting up at a club my muse owns for a first date. your character works as a police detective, not knowing that their date is actually the owner of several clubs which secretly are coverups for sex work and drug dealing. the very same crime ring that your muse is assigned to taking down.

slave auction AU: your muse is sold to mine at a slave auction, only my muse only purchased yours to take them away from this life, gain their trust, and slowly heal them over time. maybe my muse is also just a little lonely and wants companionship. my character keeps yours safe while only ever treating them with gentleness, which your muse is not used to after such a hard life. this could also be sunshine x grumpy, my muse being the brooding grump who has a not-so-secret soft side.

Other plots:

enemies to lovers, our characters hate each other and have frequent hate sex as an unhealthy coping mechanism to serve as a distraction. they are in deep denial about their feelings and keep the arrangement strictly physical, until they can’t any longer.

good omens only: crowley and aziraphale decide they want to explore the human act of intercourse, exploring what each other like in the bedroom as they learn about their boundaries and various kinks, leading to BDSM. they are only friends wishing to indulge in a new human interest they realize they really enjoy, leading to eventual relationship. dom!aziraphale

These are only possible specific plot ideas I enjoy, of course i’m open to anything; as mentioned earlier, my favorites are angst, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, found family, fwb to relationship… feel free to come to me with ANY of your own ideas! shipping/NSFW is not a necessity, i’m open to a lot!

elibabette

Who needs a mistletoe anyway? ✨❤️‍🔥🎄

jims-strap-on

ABOUT:

hi i’m ash!! 29, any pronouns, genderqueer/bi/ace. i’ve been rping since 2009, and have been on fbrp since 2012. i decided to try out tumblr again. im married and have four cats.

i’m a multimuse rp account in the our flag means death, acotar, supernatural, good omens, marvel, phantom of the opera, and harry potter fandoms. my main fandoms are OFMD, hazbin hotel, ACOTAR, and my main muses are Angel, Jim, Izzy, Azriel, and Feyre. OC and crossover friendly.

I love writing angst, hurt/comfort, and romance, including (optional) smut. i can do either canon or AU. i especially love themes like enemies to lovers and mafia AUs.

I’m okay with dark themes such as violence, blood/gore, self-harm, drugs and alcohol, etc.

I don’t reply terribly consistently so writing with me requires patience, I work full time and suffer from PTSD/depression and can’t reply while in funks. I will not tolerate my partners nagging me for replies.

i’m not picky about reply length, there is NO need to match mine. sometimes I tend to rant and reply length gets away from me, I don’t expect the same detail in return. however I do prefer para/lit. usually I’ll write a couple of paragraphs.

𝙁𝙀𝙔𝙍𝙀 𝘽𝙄𝙊

𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙄𝙊

𝘼𝙕𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙇 𝘽𝙄𝙊

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH:

Muses: Izzy Hands, Jim Jimenez, Edward Teach, Archie, Stede Bonnet

Izzy/Stede

Izzy/Ed

Ed/Stede

Stede/Izzy/Ed

Oluwande/Jim

Jim/Archie

Oluwande/Jim/Archie

A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES:

Muses: Feyre Archeron, Azriel, Nesta Archeron, Rhysand, Eris Vanserra

Feyre/Rhysand

Nesta/Cassian

Azriel/Elain

Azriel/Gwyn

HAZBIN HOTEL:

Angel Dust/Husk

Angel Dust/Valentino

GOOD OMENS:

Muse: Crowley

Crowley/Aziraphale

SUPERNATURAL:

Muses: Sam, Dean

Dean/Castiel

Sam/Ruby

Sam and Dean (NOT shipping NOT as a pairing!! but I love brother interactions!)

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA/LOVE NEVER DIES:

Muses: Erik, Raoul

Erik/Christine

Erik/Raoul

MARVEL:

Mus𝙚𝙨: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers

Bucky/Natasha

Bucky/Steve

Bucky/Sam

Bucky/Tony

Bucky/Zemo

Bucky/Clint

Steve/Tony

AU WISHLIST:

enemies to lovers mafia boss AU: our muses are both leaders of rival organized crime rings. they are both alone in the world and have spent their lives looking out for number one, falling into a life of crime desperate for money with no other options left. could take place in the present, or 1940s brooklyn.

sugar baby AU: my muse is a successful, professional business owner searching online for a baby to take care of long term and spoil. the arrangement is strictly platonic and sexual, until feelings start to develop.

sugar baby mafia AU: our muses meet on a sugar baby website. my muse is a crime boss who is interested in your innocent muse as a live in submissive in exchange for a handsome monthly salary. your muse is interested in the world of organized crime, letting my muse show yours the ropes while providing sex as a stress relief. bonus points if your character ends up joining a life of crime and running the crime ring with mine

BDSM club owner AU: my muse is a BDSM club owner who meets your submissive character at the club and frequently run scenes in my character’s private room at the club. it turns out they compliment each other in the bedroom well; your muse is the brat who likes to work for their rewards, while mine is the brat tamer who has all the time in the world. possible kinks include degradation, masochism, knife play, bondage, spanking, ropes/cuffs, cock warming, voyeurism, praise—open to suggestions. i’m also open to a pleasure dom and eager submissive dynamic.

mafia boss/police officer AU: our muses match on bumble, meeting up at a club my muse owns for a first date. your character works as a police detective, not knowing that their date is actually the owner of several clubs which secretly are coverups for sex work and drug dealing. the very same crime ring that your muse is assigned to taking down.

slave auction AU: your muse is sold to mine at a slave auction, only my muse only purchased yours to take them away from this life, gain their trust, and slowly heal them over time. maybe my muse is also just a little lonely and wants companionship. my character keeps yours safe while only ever treating them with gentleness, which your muse is not used to after such a hard life. this could also be sunshine x grumpy, my muse being the brooding grump who has a not-so-secret soft side.

Other plots:

enemies to lovers, our characters hate each other and have frequent hate sex as an unhealthy coping mechanism to serve as a distraction. they are in deep denial about their feelings and keep the arrangement strictly physical, until they can’t any longer.

good omens only: crowley and aziraphale decide they want to explore the human act of intercourse, exploring what each other like in the bedroom as they learn about their boundaries and various kinks, leading to BDSM. they are only friends wishing to indulge in a new human interest they realize they really enjoy, leading to eventual relationship. dom!aziraphale

These are only possible specific plot ideas I enjoy, of course i’m open to anything; as mentioned earlier, my favorites are angst, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, found family, fwb to relationship… feel free to come to me with ANY of your own ideas! shipping/NSFW is not a necessity, i’m open to a lot!

jims-strap-on

i’m very much looking for hazbin hotel roleplayers right now!! especially huskerdust! message me if interested!

#huskerdust #huskerdust rp #huskerdust roleplay #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel roleplay #hazbin hotel #angel dust rp #angel dust #angel dust roleplay

nightriumphs

azriel taking a flower from the garden and tucking it into elain’s hair but i raise you one. elain takes the prettiest flower from her garden one day while az is perched on a rock reading and just tucks it behind az’s ear now he’s red and flustered bc she’s looking at him like he’s the prettiest thing she’s witnessed in her life

winterandwords

I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

curiousity-cell

elriel.

lukelemon-art

Speaking of the missing cravats… 💙💜

"I do trust you. You've earned that." (For Stede)

⟡ — 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭

Stede let out a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. “Oh, that’s a relief,” he said with a content yet uneasy smile. He fiddled with the hem of his shirt nervously, eyebrows furrowed.

“Are you…quite sure I deserve that?”

#stede bonnet rp #ofmd rp

"You don't have to be a dick about it." (To Izzy)

⟡ — 𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

“I have to be a dick in order to get through that thick skull of yours, you stubborn twat,” Izzy fired back, his tone not carrying as much venom as the words implied.

#izzy hands rp #ofmd rp

raysources

𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2020 film, freaky. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. tw : nsfw language, violence.

don't underestimate a straight white man's propensity for violence.

what will this year's story be?

not with that attitude.

it's a vagina, not an all - night drive - through.

do you have a date for homecoming tomorrow?

it's just a stupid dance.

this is your chance to land that plane.

you're a fucking piece, girl.

you can't keep living your life for someone else.

you've got to start doing things for you.

i don't want you to wake up one morning and realize your whole life passed you by 'cause you were busy being everything to everyone but you.

always set your watch five minutes ahead.

oh my god, it's a slaughterhouse!

i want to feel like a teenage girl.

i'll suck your dick!

you're like a little ninja.

i'm like, the most trustworthy person.

i am so sick of your constant need for attention.

maybe we let her be weird for a day.

we are so dead!

i need a friend right now, and you're smashing the shit out of me.

this is like a floppy anteater.

nobody pays attention in that class.

boys are so gross.

you like being scared?

i'll make you wish your buggy, wormy, stupid face was never born.

he's like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

that's what you get for fucking with me, missy.

i could go to prison!

i happen to be a professional at helping men pick out polos.

everybody needs a second opinion.

i didn't mean to share all that with you.

i lost somebody, too.

you're so easy to talk to.

i think we have a connection, and i would like to know if maybe you would like to grab a coffee with me sometime.

i would love to do more than a coffee.

a coffee wouldn't be enough for us.

you know i hate sports.

how do killers do this?

if we get recognized, we're screwed.

your touch makes this pussy drier than sandpaper.

i can't wait to kill you.

she fucking wants me.

have you ever seen me dressed like that?

i'm gonna freak out, okay?

you sad fucking cunt.

you pathetic coward.

it does feel kind of good to ... just feel strong for once.

strength doesn't come from size.

you are a lot stronger than you think.

isn't role - playing ... a sex game?

i didn't want to tell you until i was ready, but ... i'm straight.

[ name ] , you are many things, but straight isn't one of them.

i've liked you since day one.

how weird is it that i kind of feel like kissing your right now?

you're still [ name ] to me.

i'm not going anywhere.

you think you're this hot shit now, huh?

you tell anybody, i'll fucking kill you.

i hate sports.

you're my daughter. nothing will ever change that.

you got what you wanted, right?

why aren't you happy?

little girls shouldn't play with guns.

i understand why you feel so weak.

having balls sucks.

i am a fucking piece.

#prompts

Looking for partners to write certain ACOTAR and OFMD ships with! Specifically this is what I’m looking for right now (bolded is who I’m willing to write as):

ACOTAR:

Azriel/Elain

Azriel/Gwyn

OFMD:

Jim/Oluwande

Jim/Archie

Jim/Oluwande/Archie

I’m open to either canon or AU, and have a list of potential plots in my pinned post, along with my rules. Message or like this post if interested, and reblog to spread awareness please!

#ofmd #ofmd rp #ofmd roleplay #our flag means death roleplay #our flag means death rp #roleplay #acotar #acotar rp #azriel rp #elriel #elriel rp #acotar roleplay #a court of thorns and roses rp #a court of thorns and roses roleplay

imdeletingthisbye

since i’m on a sugar baby phase imagine a plot where a college student is absolutely PAMPERED by annoymous guy. all he asks in return is to be remained mysterious, occasion nudes, & all the attention he craves. she’s all too willing to give it for the pretty penny he’s offering. but her birthday comes around & he surprises her with a trip to see her favorite singer / actor with vip access / meet & oh hold a second, how does he know my name ?? OH MY GOD YOU’RE MY SUGAR DADDY !!

#prompts

ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ // ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ // ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ

21+

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ᴍᴜꜱᴇ

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ

𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙎𝙔 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙎:

feyre bio

rhysand bio

azriel bio

𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐡

lorezhaze

⭐️🪷 Roleplay Inquiry Post! 🪲✨

Intro & Info:

Lo | 22 | he/they

19+, no/minimal triggers and little limitations, 3rd person literate writing (1+ paragraphs) discord only (message me for user!) I really enjoy world building and knowing your character’s feelings even if it seems like a random string of thoughts!

NSFW scenes and/or undertones/themes at some point. I do like smut, especially paired with angst and certain dynamics, but if that isn’t your thing we can always keep it limited or fade to black.

Plots I’m willing to explore:

- hunger games, two people from opposite teams. queer themes; gay men, trans person called upon as their assigned gender at birth.

- stalker falls in love with someone, all falls apart when things go too well and their obsession crosses paths with them and they eventually go out, but break up. stalker is determined to watch over their lover while also keeping others away from them until they “come to their senses” on their own time.

- son of a rich politician falls in love with a narcoleptic sex worker he hires.

- post-apocalyptic setting, final survivor of a run down camp continues to live among the undead of their loved ones. another survivor from a nearby camp stumbles upon the ruins of the previous camp while scavenging and sees someone alive on the other side of the fence, living with the dead as if they were dead as well. day by day they come back, bringing their new things, trying to bring some life back into them again.

I’m more than willing to hear out any of your plots/ideas as well!

Original characters:

Lena - delusional obsessive-compulsive stalker with dangerous tendencies/habits, 26, they/them pronouns (unlabeled).

Celeste - post-apocalyptic OC, unlabeled/gnc, 27, loses their mind after their family, friends and everyone else in their survivalist camp perishes, but continues to live among them as if they’re dead as well, numb and on auto-pilot mode.

Emmy - intersex narcoleptic sex worker, 22, he/she/they pronouns. adopted into and estranged from a wealthy well-known family after their biological father died overseas and they were taken from their mother by the system.

Alexei - trans hunger games victor from district 6 (transportation/metal-workers, modifying the district to work on the production of transportation as well as the train tracks to give them a little bit more of a purpose). name was pulled for the hunger games a few days short of their 19th birthday, which also sparks their journey with their gender identity + presentation.

⭐️ Feel free to inquire for full bios of characters you’re interested in! characters will also likely have corresponding pinterest boards and playlists. ✨

Fandoms/ships I’m willing to explore:

(bolded characters are those i’m willing to write as)

OFMD

- Izzy/Blackbeard

- Izzy/Blackbeard/Stede

- Izzy/Lucius

- Jim/Lucius

HANNIBAL

- Will/Hannibal

MR ROBOT

- Tyrell/Elliot

UNTIL DAWN

- Josh/Chris

- Josh/Mike

SCREAM

- Billy/Stu

KILLING EVE

- Eve/Villanelle

🍀 Message if interested, interact to boost 🌿

raysources

𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐆 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 , PART TWO — a collection of one - liners taken from episodes six - ten of the first season of the hbo max show, our flag means death. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. PART ONE.

❛ it’s been days since i’ve cut myself on my sword . ❜ ❛ run me through . ❜ ❛ science tells us that all the useful organs are on the right part of the body . ❜ ❛ i don’t feel fear . ❜ ❛ be careful what you ask your god for … she might just answer . ❜ ❛ looks like there’s trouble in paradise . ❜ ❛ the love of a pet makes a man weak . ❜ ❛ knives are knives , meat’s meat . ❜ ❛ maiming’s different . love a good maim . ❜ ❛ i’m not a good person , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ i’m not a good person , [ name ] . that’s why i don’t have any friends . ❜ ❛ hey … i’m your friend . ❜ ❛ not for nothing , but that guy really is a dick , huh ? ❜ ❛ i’m used to death , but , um … but not , um … your death . ❜ ❛ i just wasn’t built for sittin’ idle . ❜ ❛ once they’re out … they don’t go back in . ❜ ❛ i don’t even know what your favorite color is . ❜ ❛ this is fuckin’ fascinating . ❜ ❛ i can’t be seen treasure hunting . ❜ ❛ you are kind of intense , like … all of the time . ❜ ❛ that’s the guy i’m after . who’s he ? ❜ ❛ oh my god , this is happening . ❜ ❛ you don’t have to be a dick about it . ❜ ❛ that bizarre little man over there likes you very much , and you like him . ❜ ❛ i have to finish the job . ❜ ❛ well , wake his ass up then ! ❜ ❛ it’s not like we were together or anything . ❜ ❛ i don’t even think that i can stay in that room anymore . ❜ ❛ sounds like you two had quite a wild time . ❜ ❛ well , technically , the fire killed those guys . not me . ❜ ❛ i’ve been in plenty of rooms , but … i’ve never had one . ❜ ❛ if it weren’t for you , i wouldn’t be alive today . ❜ ❛ the two of you actually have more in common than you think . ❜ ❛ if he’s a friend of yours , i’m sure there’s something in there i’ll like . ❜ ❛ don’t try to save me . ❜ ❛ honestly , [ name ] , i don’t like who you are around this guy . ❜ ❛ never turn your back on a bastard ! ❜ ❛ you were always gonna realize what i am . ❜ ❛ do you think he’s better looking than me ? ❜ ❛ okay , and do we think this is more of a spat or a rupture with [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ lucky for you , i’m fantastic at breakups . ❜ ❛ did ya know he really liked you ? i hope you know that . ❜ ❛ i wish god took me instead ! ❜ ❛ we’re all just in various stages of fucking each other over ! ❜ ❛ better alive than dead . ❜ ❛ you came back . ❜ ❛ never left . ❜ ❛ i’m a strong reader / writer , so both , double threat . ❜ ❛ trust me , i was born for this kind of espionage . ❜ ❛ you know , i’m a … “ life is cheap ” kind of guy . ❜ ❛ we’ll find a way out of it , okay ? ❜ ❛ at some point in a man’s life , he has to face the music . for the things he’s done … and the people he’s hurt . ❜ ❛ oh my god ! i don’t wanna die ! ❜ ❛ overthinking things as usual . ❜ ❛ you really don’t have to do this . ❜ ❛ the plan is just to go with the flow , see what happens . ❜ ❛ i'm folding stuff … and that’s okay . ❜ ❛ i’ve only got stupid ideas . ❜ ❛ right now , i just wanna do what makes [ name ] happy . ❜ ❛ these past few weeks … have been … the most fun i’ve had in ages , years . maybe ever . ❜ ❛ i reckon what makes [ name ] happy … is … you . ❜ ❛ you make [ name ] happy . ❜ ❛ there’s always an escape . ❜ ❛ [ name ] … is not a human . you’re a monster . a plague . ❜ ❛ part of good leadership is restraint . ❜ ❛ i find myself growing in ways i never before thought possible . ❜ ❛ darling ? i’m home . ❜ ❛ no matter what you see or hear , you do not breathe a word under pain of death . understood ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] ’s told me so much about you , i feel like i already know you . ❜ ❛ i’m in the blanket fort . ❜ ❛ hate is such a strong , a - and wrong , word . ❜ ❛ and this fictional character … he’s having a hard time ? ❜ ❛ you mean just curl up into a ball and die ? ❜ ❛ there’s a sock on the door ! are you a freakin’ idiot ? ❜ ❛ life’s a hard sad death . ❜ ❛ my genius won’t be translated into human language . ❜ ❛ i hate to say it , but it would’ve been so much better if he’d really died . ❜ ❛ i’ve seen death . i’ve been the cause of death . it changes you … forever . ❜ ❛ this , whatever it is that you’ve become … is a fate worse than death . ❜ ❛ unhand me or bleed . ❜ ❛ you were going to stab me ! ❜ ❛ we just can’t seem to stop hurting each other , can we ? ❜ ❛ how does it feel … to be in love ? ❜ ❛ i think i have found that . his name is [ name ] . ❜ ❛ there’s just one hitch . we need a corpse . ❜ ❛ everyone’s had a go at killing me but me . i’d like a shot . ❜ ❛ you know you’re killing her , right ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] probably wanted to discuss feelings or something . ❜ ❛ [ name ] was much happier when you were gone . ❜ ❛ he may have survived that . ❜ ❛ now that’s a fuckery . ❜

#prompts

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Assorted Angst Prompts

because who doesn’t love a bit of angst? Send a symbol for our muses to be in the following situation. When sending to or from a multimuse, don’t forget to specify who the meme is for!

😭 my muse breaks down in front of yours

📞 my muse calls yours at an ungodly hour and asks to come over

🍺 my muse is using an unhealthy coping method (drugs, alcohol, etc, sender specifies) to alleviate their stresses or sorrows

🚪 my muse shows up at yours’ door looking less than stellar

🌙 our muses are exhausted and hopelessly lost

👊 my muse is getting into a fight with someone else and yours has to help them before they get hurt

🩸 my muse took a blow for yours and is bleeding (sender specifies how bad the wound is)

💀 my muse’s mortal enemy is after both our muses

🎯 my muse is being pursed by someone or something that wants to kill them and yours is caught in the crossfire

✨ magic or science your muse concocted for my muse is going horribly wrong

😫 my muse has woken up sweating and screaming after a nightmare and yours can’t console them

⚔ my muse has drawn their weapon (or raised their fists) on yours

⛓ my muse has been captured and is being forcibly taken away from yours

⌚ my muse is racing against the clock to save yours

📖 my muse discovers a dark secret about yours they didn’t want them to know

add 🔁 to any prompt above to reverse the roles of my muse and your muse!

+ add your own!

#prompts

leneemusing

PROMPTS FOR FRENEMIES, ENEMIES TO LOVERS AND REFORMED VILLAINS

❝ so is that a ‘no’ to solving this with murder…? ❞

❝ look i said i’d help you let’s not make a big thing out of it. ❞

❝ i’m only helping you to make sure you don’t fuck it up. ❞

❝ okay, i’m just gonna nod and pretend to get this whole moral high ground speech you’re giving me so we can move on. ❞

❝ i know you can be so much more than this. ❞

❝ would you just stop treating me like something you’re trying to fix? ❞

❝ don’t get any weird ass ideas, i’m just here cause we want the same thing. ❞

❝ why do you do that? every time i think we’re getting somewhere you shut down and do something stupid to try push me away again. ❞

❝ see the thing about your plan is, it’s not gonna fucking work. let me do this my way. ❞

❝ i’m only saying this once so don’t ever bring it up again, but i actually like having you around. you challenge me. i like that. ❞

❝ stop posturing and just let me help you. ❞

❝ we do work well together, but i don’t belong here any more than you belong where i do. ❞

❝ okay, i’m sick of you acting like i’ve somehow had it easier than you. ‘cause i haven’t. i just choose not to be a dick about my shit. ❞

❝ you make me want to be better. sometimes that feels good, but a lot of the time…i feel like it’ll never be enough. ❞

❝ i never asked you to change, why can’t you just accept how i am too? ❞

❝ i know you can be better—i’ve seen you be better than this! ❞

❝ why does it matter so much to you what i choose to be? ❞

❝ actually, i think we rub off on each other quite well. ❞

❝ okay if you smile at me like that one more time i’m going home you smug little shit. ❞

❝ no— don’t start. i’m here, i’m making an effort. ❞

❝ you’ve got quite the mean streak in you, haven’t you? i’m impressed. ❞

❝ wow, i didn’t think you knew how to be selfish. ❞

❝ well, i didn’t think you knew how to be selfless. ❞

❝ i have a lot of regrets. and if i’m honest, i envy you. you alway seem so sure of what is or isn’t right. ❞

❝ if you would just let me speak for a moment you’d see we’re on the same side here. ❞

❝ if you tell anyone about last night, i’ll cut your tongue off. ❞

❝ alright, so we kissed. don’t get so bent out of shape about it. ❞

❝ are you ashamed? about being with me? ❞

❝ it’s not that i don’t want anyone to know about us, i just don’t think they’d understand. ❞

❝ i think you like being around me ‘cause you don’t quite have to be so uptight as you do with all your little friends. ❞

❝ i can’t seem to stay away from you. ❞

❝ alright, okay—we’ll do this your way. but i can’t promise there won’t be mild complaining. ❞

❝ i said i’m fine. go find someone who actually likes your fussing. ❞

❝ careful there, someone might think you’re actually starting to care. ❞

❝ it’s fine, you wouldn’t be—well, you, if you could do something like this. that’s why i’m here isn’t it? ❞

❝ you brought me along because i can do things you can’t handle. so just let me do my part then, yeah? ❞

❝ no, lets find another way. ❞

❝ someday, you’re gonna have to learn there isn’t always another way. there isn’t always a right answer. ❞

❝ before i met you, i used to understand where i stood on everything. now it’s all…mixed up. ❞

❝ the world has never been black and white, you’re just starting to see the grey for the first time. ❞

❝ you don’t have to do this, let me do it for you. ❞

❝ no, we’ll do this together. ❞

❝ i’m not heartless, you know. i just don’t see the point in wearing it on my sleeve all the time. ❞

❝ i don’t think you’re weak, by the way. in fact, in some ways you have strengths i’d never be able to possess. ❞

❝ just because i don’t do things the way you do doesn’t mean i’m wrong. ❞

❝ i do trust you. you’ve earned that. ❞

❝ oh god, don’t look at me like that. i’d rather you just be angry than do the whole disappointed face. ❞

❝ i didn’t let you down, i don’t answer to you! ❞

❝ why can’t you just try to have a little hope? ❞

❝ i may live to regret saying this, but i agree with you actually. ❞

#prompts

mcflymemes

"I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO CHANGE MY LIFE" PROMPTS * assorted dialogue for that moment where one character realizes how great of an impact the other has had on them, adjust as necessary

you're nothing like i imagined.

you changed... everything.

i didn't think this would have such a great impact on me, but it does.

i'm glad to call you my friend.

you don't know what you do to me.

ever since you came into my life, my whole world looks different.

my world was black and white until i met you. now it's full of color.

i didn't plan for this. i didn't plan for you.

i don't know what i'd do if you left.

we made it out of there because of you.

i thought i was prepared for someone like you. turns out i wasn't.

you have no idea what you've done to me.

everything would be so quiet without you here.

are you real? do you really exist? or did i dream you up?

you stood up for me when no one else would.

you're more than i bargained for, and that's a compliment.

i thought you'd be different. boring, maybe.

you don't even realize your impact, do you?

i find myself questioning everything.

all of a sudden i care about things that i never did before, all because of you.

you've changed countless lives for the better.

i'm forever in your debt, [name].

i don't even want to consider what would have happened had you not been there.

there's more to life now that you're here.

you opened my eyes.

i have much more to consider, now that you're here.

you really don't see it? how much you've changed me for the better?

there's just something about you.

i wasn't expecting you to change my life... but you did.

you have such a positive impact on everything around you.

when they told me you were coming, i didn't know what to expect.

i can't imagine how many lives you've touched.

everyone else is so predictable and boring, but you're not.

you pointed me in the right direction, and for that, i'm forever grateful.

i was lost without you.

you fought for me.

nothing made sense before you.

you've shown me so much of the world that i didn't know existed.

i'd still be stuck there if it wasn't for you.

i'm serious. you changed my life.

suddenly i'm forced to think about a future... a future with you in it.

i'll never be the same again.

i appreciate everything you've done for me.

you stuck your nose out for me.

they didn't care about me, but you did.

i'm so grateful our paths crossed.

this place will never be the same when you leave.

i can't thank you enough for all you've done for me.

you didn't have to do that for me, but you did.

i didn't know people like you existed.

#prompts

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