TIME TO JINGLE YOUR BELLS

Ethan, 22, Floridian, Aries, phlegmatic

[everythingfox]

foooooood

[guooey]

Florence + The Machine, “Third Eye”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sa2ha]

im feeling generous on this very sunday its time for another round of slavic catposting

[sa2ha]

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[dianas-shortgalpal]

La hija de Oshun.

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[maulgoths]

[elierlick]

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

[betweenparallels]

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call [phone], an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

[ctcsc213]

From the FB page:

We’re starting separate lines for each state in the US. These are the lines we’ve created thus far. Please share this out far and wide, so that it may reach the population of people we’re trying to help.

National line: 1-800-484-3731

Missouri: 1-800-896-8350

Iowa - 1-800-928-5610

Alabama - 1-800-913-3670

California - 1-800-469-4470

Virginia - 1-800-892-0480

Utah - 1-800-918-4805

Massachusetts - 1-800-972-0590

Vermont - 1-800-648-3570

Florida - 1-800-640-8530

Thank you for your support!

[iamnotmitski]

Visit Original Link

schools out 

[kristina100000]

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

took a bong rip of salvia and activated my past life memories of being the chimpanzee from Bedtime for Bonzo. Does not mauling Ronald Reagan when I had the chance make me a liberal?

in a post carceral state we must not focus on the sins of the past but the possibilities of the future. rip harder next time so you can astral project harder and finally fucking kill him

[averyterrible]

Ronald Reagan Torn Up By A Chimpanzee On Tape

[normal-horoscopes]

EXTRAPLANAR DIRECT ACTION

[thestuffedalligator]

As for the scientist’s regression into an apelike being, the late Dr. Craig Enright, who started me on K while taking a trip with me here by the isolation tank, suddenly “became” a chimp, jumping up and down and hollering for twenty-five minutes. Watching him, I was frightened. I asked him later, “Where the hell were you?” He said, “I became a prehominid, and I was in a tree. A leopard was trying to get me. So I was trying to scare him away.” I said, “If you do that again, I’ll kick you in the ass.”

John Lilly, 1983

[killadelphia]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[hormone-dream]

[ouuu]

search WITHIN your local trash and you WILL find a friend and boy 

[fuks]

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow