incorrect mdzs quotes

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yall watched word of honor? should i start posting incorrect quotes for it too or nah???

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wei wuxian: i had a fight with lan zhan yesterday, i told him to grab his stuff and leave

nie huaisang: well, what did he do?

wei wuxian: ....he picked me up and left

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lan wangji: step one, be straight

*wei wuxian walks by*

lan wangi: step one, failed

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wei wuxian: why do you want to learn how to play the flute so much

jiang cheng: ...no reason

wei wuxian: ...doesn't zewu jun know how to play the flute

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jin ling: hey, we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats or maybe a shirt or-

jin ling: uncle jiang, why are you crying, is something wrong?

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lan sizhui: hey, we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats or maybe a shirt or- 

lan sizhui: senior wei, why are you crying, is something wrong?

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jiang cheng: sorry i was late, i was....doing stuff

wei wuxian, walking in, disheveled: he pUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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wei wuxian: i don't chase men

wei wuxian: but if he has a headband and a sword named bichen, a bitch just might power walk

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Welcome back!! Let's bond over stanning Hànguāng Jun to the core

hanguang jun! hanguang jun! hanguang jun!

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wei wuxian: ah-cheng?

jiang cheng: what

wei wuxian: i can't sleep

jiang cheng: i can, goodnight

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I just reblogged a lot of your stuff. I hope you don't mind. These are too funny

nope! go ahead! and thank u!

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Keep up the good work king 👑

thank u so much u too

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lan wangji: *carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands*

wei wuxian: *reaches out a hand to help*

lan wangji: *switches all bags into one hand* *takes wei wuxian’s hand and holds it*

wei wuxian: that's not what- okay

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xue yang: can i sit here

xiao xingchen: that's my lap

xue yang:

xue yang: that doesn't answer my question

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wei wuxian: can i sit here

lan wangji: that's my lap

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: that doesn't answer my question

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lan xichen: can i sit here

jiang cheng: that's my lap

lan xichen:

lan xichen: that doesn't answer my question

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wei wuxian: *throws ball to lan wangji*

wei wuxian: now throw it back!

lan wangji:

lan wangji: *throws it back*

wei wuxian: i mEANT THE BALL