i reblog things i find funny

my name is faith and i use she/her pronouns. i am a minor.

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[deltablogsthings-deactivated201]

WORK, DAMNIT!

[nightskyandfallingstars]

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

[straightfaxx]

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

[allkindofimaginesmultifandoms-d]

IT FROZE FOR A MOMENT AND I BROKE!!!

[cryptidtaqii]

I CAN REBLOG IT EHEHEHE

[moongirl-irl]

FIRST TRY HHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA EXPECTOPATRONUM MOTHERCLUCKERS

[meowsteryyy]

I can reblog it haha

[sploonhd-deactivated20230618]

HAHAH IT WORKED

[anjerurururu-blog]

haHAHah worked lmao

[muses-of-insanity]

It works for me

[ccspostagebox]

HAH!

[sploinkysome]

Abracadabra UWU

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[jinxywinker]

KEEP GOING FISH WE BELIEVE IN YOU

[i-am-a-fish]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[tracer-isms]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[zsweber-studios]

dude, c’mon, join the hive mind already

[rothou]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[hokanovastella]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[lesbershnitzel]

dude, c’mon, join the hive mind already

[wheetdeceit]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[rose-is-in-the-void]

dude c’mon, join the hive mind already 

[plz-help-im-having-a-panic]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[rubeart-moved]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[billtherock45-deactivated202501]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[pastel-lemon-yellow]

dude, c’mon, join the hive mind already

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[definitely-not-spiderman-uwu-de]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[teddy-bear-tears-2-deactivated2]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[tad137]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[elder-cabbage]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[oakskull]

dude, c'mon, join the hive mind already

[okay-finne]

dude, c’mon, join the hive mind already

[birdwitharm]

no

[i-am-a-fish]

:(

[saieras]

:(

[iceheap]

:(

[jinxywinker]

:(

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[disastrousqueer]

holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn

[leftyluci]

Please

[leesacrakon]

I need

[almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023]

🅱️lease

[foreverwcnter]

someone made my day with this

[starkie-md]

oh please, please, please, please, please?

(my inner canadian really coming out)

:DDDDDDDD

[starkie-md]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ALL!!!

[starkinbound]

This could either have me wheezing or cringing so bad I’ll paralyse myself, have at it 😌

[fiorenovella]

okay well bet

i need some horridly good ego fics anyway lmao

[ghostcats-random-hubworld]

Show me what you got!

[moonstruck-melts]

Whooooo!

[riverc1an]

What do you guys think of this?

[engloid-deactivated20190705]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

discord unintentionally makes this way funnier

[i-am-a-fish]

adults who cyberbully kids really need to get a hobby, fun hobbies include:

running from me bc I’m coming

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[the-other-greengrass-girl]

this cured my depressive episode

[lunnefisk]

i’m late because of essay deadlines but happy tenth birthday to the best selling game of all time, you’re the reason so many people follow this blog and the best silly mountain builder ever

[sisterpolymath-deactivated20210]

I read somewhere once about a study that showed that tall people are more likely to make their ceilings in minecraft two blocks high, while shorter people typically make them three blocks high. This is because of how we view ceilings in the real world. Taller people are used to being up closer to the ceiling, but short people are used to the ceiling being much farther overhead, so two blocks to them feels too low and claustrophobic. I just think that’s really intetesting and not something I would have thought of myself.

Anyway y'all should reblog and put your height in the tags and how tall you usually make your ceilings in minecraft. Im 5 foot and I always do at least 3 blocks.

[unclefather]

you know what i think is beautiful? i think it’s beautiful that despite all our differences, no matter where you went to school in america, for some reason we all heard that marilyn manson had ribs removed so that he could suck his own dick. 

[lunagaron]

This is the saddest 5 seconds I’ve watched

[moosekleenex]

[heliotrooper-deactivated2014031]

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

[mysticalasslamp]

Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that”

[yuucafae]

//screams for years

[tag-ur-traumatized]

abusive parent voice: its always in your best interest

[ir0n-angel]

Also alternatively (and perhaps worse): “I’m sorry you feel that way about it.” Which is not sorry that they did it. It’s putting the blame on you that you reacted to what they did in a negative way.

[quinintheclouds]

Let’s not forget “I’m sorry you’re so sensitive” or “you’re making me sound like a monster”

[who-is-a-heretic-now]

Jenna Marbles minding her own business and enjoying her vacation while YouTube collapses in on itself

[melon-official]

i love fucking pokemon so fucking much

[haze-regallis]

hey op

op do you take constructive criticism

op I think this post might be likely to get misinterpreted