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Hello, Mr. J. In front of you is a paper slide door. You have one hour to resist the urge to crinkle it. Fail and you will receive the funny face penalty.

kibumkim

lmaonade

mods are asleep post RE4 skybox phantom dog cloud

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

goug-deactivated20231111

some bitch is scared for her life

dog-teeth

marvelxs-universe

i say “superior spider-man franchise” you say?? 🎤

anthropologist-on-the-loose

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

drunkwhenimadethis

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this

chandra-nalaar

people who think cis is an acronym crack me up

flavoracle

As a cishet male, it took me a long time to realize that just meant “cisgender heterosexual.”

But if we’re talking acronyms, it could have accurately stood for “cargo-included shorts / hides emotions terribly” as well.

chandra-nalaar

we can forgive you for not knowing what cishet is but cargo shorts? that is too far

flavoracle

I’m hoping to get a pardon due to extenuating circumstances on this one.

You see, as a white cishet guy who regularly shaves off all my hair, wearing cargo shorts is about the most overt way I can think of to broadcast to everyone in the vicinity:

DO NOT BE ALARMED! THIS HUGE NERD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SKINHEAD!

wristmilk

wait… what does trans stand for then?

flavoracle

They stand for each other and for a world without fear

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

Flavoracle definitely has a third eye and it’s wide open honey

chongoblog

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

chongoblog

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date

chongoblog

“And whats the context of THAT?”

Oh dont worry it’s fake blood. Charlie just swallowed way too many fake blood capsules. You see, he’s pretending to be a Texas millionaire.

tylha

maybe i am too old for tiktok

sabrinareno

My son once came back from a record shop visit with his uncle and with wide eyes and excited smile presented me with a cassette tape. “Look what I found!” As though he’d unearthed ancient pottery at a dig sight.

I love it. I love when my kids discover something that I take for granted. I hear songs with new ears because they are in a state of wonder. My son played me “Paint it Black” the other day, I’m like yeah Rolling Stones so what? And then I see his face and that LOOK like he just discovered sunsets and he’s like yeah but listen to this part, listen to the guitar right here - and I hear a song anew. Like watching a puppy see a bird for the first time, and oh oh right yeah birds are fucking amazing, forgot about that.

geoffreytoday

#finally a comment that doesn’t have disdain for kids discovering old things #isn’t it cool that someone didn’t know Queen and they got to hear it for the first time? #isn’t it cool to witness that excitement?

I think this is largely why “react” channels on YouTube have become so popular. Watching someone experience something you love for the first time is exciting. Rediscovering that thing through their eyes is also exciting.