mango

milf gobbler | she/her

[unclefather]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[moghedien]

He stayed in this exact position for about five minutes, as if I wouldn’t notice him if he didn’t move

[thermodynamiclawyer]

[estridd-deactivated20220519]

[lifesgrandparade]

What in the

[emil]

sigmund freud action figure

[zepeli]

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

[kyra-writes]

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

[hockeydiva]

[acutenautilus-blog]

how loud do you want your volume

[dragongirltitties]

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[echieee]

Parody of harley quinn #13 cover

“Joker Loves Harley” finale! Just how did a gentle, “reformed” Joker come to arrive at Harley’s doorstep when everyone believed him dead and

[kevinmoka]

l love it love it love it

their relationship, matchs so much

[ovw]

[redbusters]

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[sleepytoycollection]

I was gonna use a hasbro Sisu for Camillo, but after getting sick the prospect of that much more rerooting seemed to daunting, so I just decided to go with the DS Mirabel head. 

please note if you do this though, the head does not match the Decendants Jay body, I painted them to match 

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this is so fucking funny

[fantasy-nightmare]

Dumb (affectionate)

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]